Crafting Prayers & Office Flares

front desk etiquette, medical facility policy, employee behavior, workplace decorum, respect for beliefs

Welcome to JESUSCRAFT: Avatar of Absurdity

Dive into Our Chaotic Realm!

Welcome, fearless crafter! You’ve stumbled into a world where blocky landscapes twist like the very fabric of your reality—where faith, figures, and frenetic crafting fuse into a chaotic stew of pixelated zeal! Yes, that’s right! Here, in JESUSCRAFT, we don’t just build castles; we build temples of confusion and hilarity, fueled by the fervor of fervent faith and casual chaos. Are you ready?

Why Join?

Unearth Hidden Prophets: Discover thousands of miniature Jesuses roaming our pixelated plains—some grateful, some mercilessly discarded! But which ones know the secrets to crafting the ultimate holy grail? Suit up and find out!
Dramatic Showdowns: Engage in epic commotions fueled by profound philosophical debates about Jesus, Minecraft, and the existential dread of collecting too many figurines. Tip: debates rage on for hours—emotional damage included!

Warning: Joining this server may cause existential crises, spontaneous proselytizing, and a burning desire to hand out figurines. Proceed with caution!

Unique Features (or are they?):

Feature	Description
Figurine Factory	Produce unlimited Jesus statuettes!
Blessed Battles	Fight for the right to not recycle those figurines!
Faith-Based Factions	Join teams based on your belief system—or lack thereof! Smash those myths!
Chaos Quests	Help unearth the truth behind: “Why is this at the front desk?”
Confounding Currency	Trade mini-Jesuses for netherite, but good luck finding that marketplace!

Testimonials from the Chaos:

"JESUSCRAFT turned me into a true believer…of never joining a server again!" — A disgruntled former player "I threw a Jesus figurine in the lava, and now I hear him crying every time I log in. Is this normal?" — Concerned Crafter

Frequently Asked Questions…kind of!

Q: Is it inappropriate to distribute religious paraphernalia in a blocky universe? A: Who’s to say? Perhaps you’ll rediscover your faith in nothingness!
Q: Can I sell my collection of mini-Jesuses? A: Only if you can survive the Figurine Wars where profits are measured in sheer absurdity!

Join Us, if You Dare…

Our realms surge with intensity and insanity—become one with the chaos! Join us and forge your destiny amidst the pixelated pandemonium! But remember, your choice here reaches beyond the blocks. Are you ready to challenge the very concept of organized religion in Minecraft while wearing diamond armor and holding a sword made of confusion?

Secret Features You Didn’t Ask For:

The Talking Trash Can: It speaks of your discarded mini-Jesus soul!
Hour of Judgement Event: Where all discarded figures come to haunt you—be prepared!
The Infinite Loop: Once you’re in, can you ever truly escape? (Spoiler: Probably not.)

So grab your pickaxe, prepare to fight the unseen forces of triviality, and let’s carve our way into oblivion! Join JESUSCRAFT: where madness reigns, and the only certainty is your descent into delightful absurdity!

Are you prepared to embrace the faith… of Minecraft chaos?

Jehovah’s Crafters: Where Even Creepers Knock on Your Door!

Door, religious community, religious beliefs, Worship, spirituality

Are you tired of Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door every weekend? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on Jehovah’s Witnesses! That’s right, no more interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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Weirdly Honest Crafty Crew – Where Being Helpful is Hilarious!

sterile, hilarious, proselytizing, schizophrenia, judgment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind the closed wall gardens of society, where you don’t even need a phone number to register – because who needs that kind of restriction in a virtual world?

Our server is a sanctuary for those who have been victimized by the harsh realities of life, where you can build, create, and explore without judgment. No need to worry about being called cringe here, we embrace all forms of creativity, even if it comes with a side of edginess and pretentiousness.

Forget about the sterile society that surrounds you, join us and be a part of a community that actually cares about making a difference. Our server is a place where you can let your blackened heart roam free, where shaving your beard is not a requirement for being civilized – because let’s face it, civilization takes a lot more than that.

So come on in, join our server and show us what you’ve got. Let’s build a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity knows no bounds. Who knows, you might just find a little slice of heaven in this virtual paradise.

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Survival mc revival

Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla

This server is a recreation of one of my favorite survival servers, of which the owner has mysteriously vanished. I’ve rebuilt this server from the ground up, and included my own spin on things! Some features we have available are Playtime Ranks, Custom Gear (Hand Crafted and completely vanilla!), Auction House, Sethomes, and more! The rules are fairly simple, just no griefing, cheating, or purposely being annoying/spamming. I’m a fairly chill guy, and I spend a lot of time on the server myself!We are also still in the beta stages of the server, so any feedback and testing is appreciated!Updates are coming out on a weekly basis as well, so keep an eye out for updates!

SMCRevival.net

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Excalibur-Craft Wizardry Minecraft server

Thaumcraft, BuildCraft, Twilight Forest, Divine RPG

Embark on exciting new adventures! Walk this path alone or with your faithful companions. In countless worlds permeated with magic, many new discoveries await you. Solve ancient riddles, fight mysterious monsters and find powerful artifacts. Many secrets and mysteries await their discoverers!

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Terranova

Vanilla

Terranova is a whitelisted vanilla survival server that offers you a gaming experience as close as possible to the original Minecraft experience. We are a community of mature and passionate Minecraft players.

This is the right server if you are looking for:

A community of builders A mature and passionate community A semi-RP community

terranova.mine.fun

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Cascade craft

Jobs, Townywars, Towny, Need Moderators, Earth

Cascade Craft is a Towny Survival Server with a friendly community! Separate worlds for Towny War and Towny Peaceful. 2 Earth Maps! Plugins Include mcMMO, Towny, Jobs Reborn, and many more! Join our Discord for the most up-to-date information!

CascadeCraft.mcserver.us

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🔫FUNTIME🔫FUNTIME🔫FUNTIME🔫 Minecraft server

Prison, Roleplay, PvP, No Wipes, PvE

Welcome to the FunTime server, where absolute anarchy is combined with exciting mini-games, caring administrators and many interesting features in the world of Minecraft! We are proud to create a unique gaming community where every player can find their own corner in this amazing world. Let us tell you about FunTime in detail.

? Anarchy without rules:

There are no restrictions, prohibitions or boring rules on the FunTime server. This world is your blank page, ready for your ideas and fantasies. Build, destroy, explore and play the way you want. At FunTime you are the masters of your destiny, and only your ambitions are the limit.

? Exciting mini-games:

We have a wide selection of exciting mini-games on our FunTime server to add variety to your experience. You can battle your friends in the PVP arena, solve clever puzzles, survive on islands, or participate in other exciting activities. Regardless of your playing style, we have something interesting and exciting for you.

? Dear Administrators:

Our administration is a team of caring and responsive professionals who are always ready to help. We strive to create a safe and friendly gaming community where every player will feel at home. If you have any questions, suggestions or simply need help, do not hesitate to contact us.

? Infinite Worlds:

FunTime gives you access to several game worlds, each of which offers you unique opportunities and adventures. Explore diverse landscapes, build cities, create works of art, or go on a journey into a fantasy world – the choice is always yours.

? Events and competitions:

We regularly organize various events and competitions to make your experience on the server even more fun and interesting. Take part in competitions, win rewards and make new friends in the process. You’ll never be bored at FunTime!

? Tips and Resources:

At FunTime we also provide extensive resources and helpful tips for players of all levels. If you’re new, we have the resources to teach you. If you are an experienced player, we have interesting tips and strategies to make you even better.

? Server IP address:

Ready to join us and start your adventure? Just enter the server IP address: start.playmc.su and you will find yourself in our world of anarchy and endless possibilities.

? Completion:

FunTime is not just a Minecraft server, it is a place where you can make all your Minecraft fantasies come true. Join our friendly community where anarchy meets variety and fun. Start your FunTime adventure now and experience the absolute freedom of Minecraft! ?

fun.playmc.su

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The Ultimate Epic Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Survival

its an anarchy server with a custom map and /tpa the ip: 51.81.49.112:25682 discord: https://discord.gg/8dTxvm55Bf

51.81.49.112:25682

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Ace of Diamonds

PvP

Ace of Diamonds is a Balkan/American minecraft server that currently only consists of SkyPvP. The server was founded on January 16, 2022 with the aim of gathering as many players as possible in one place where everyone will be able to enjoy a fun game without players using a cheat client!

Version: 1.8+ IP: mc.aod.world

mc.aod.world

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