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  • Crafting Prayers & Office Flares

    Crafting Prayers & Office Flares

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to JESUSCRAFT: Avatar of Absurdity

    Dive into Our Chaotic Realm!

    Welcome, fearless crafter! You’ve stumbled into a world where blocky landscapes twist like the very fabric of your reality—where faith, figures, and frenetic crafting fuse into a chaotic stew of pixelated zeal! Yes, that’s right! Here, in JESUSCRAFT, we don’t just build castles; we build temples of confusion and hilarity, fueled by the fervor of fervent faith and casual chaos. Are you ready?

    Why Join?

      • Unearth Hidden Prophets: Discover thousands of miniature Jesuses roaming our pixelated plains—some grateful, some mercilessly discarded! But which ones know the secrets to crafting the ultimate holy grail? Suit up and find out!
      • Dramatic Showdowns: Engage in epic commotions fueled by profound philosophical debates about Jesus, Minecraft, and the existential dread of collecting too many figurines. Tip: debates rage on for hours—emotional damage included!

    Warning: Joining this server may cause existential crises, spontaneous proselytizing, and a burning desire to hand out figurines. Proceed with caution!

    Unique Features (or are they?):

    Feature Description
    Figurine Factory Produce unlimited Jesus statuettes!
    Blessed Battles Fight for the right to not recycle those figurines!
    Faith-Based Factions Join teams based on your belief system—or lack thereof! Smash those myths!
    Chaos Quests Help unearth the truth behind: “Why is this at the front desk?”
    Confounding Currency Trade mini-Jesuses for netherite, but good luck finding that marketplace!

    Testimonials from the Chaos:

    "JESUSCRAFT turned me into a true believer…of never joining a server again!" — A disgruntled former player "I threw a Jesus figurine in the lava, and now I hear him crying every time I log in. Is this normal?" — Concerned Crafter

    Frequently Asked Questions…kind of!

      • Q: Is it inappropriate to distribute religious paraphernalia in a blocky universe? A: Who’s to say? Perhaps you’ll rediscover your faith in nothingness!

      • Q: Can I sell my collection of mini-Jesuses? A: Only if you can survive the Figurine Wars where profits are measured in sheer absurdity!

    Join Us, if You Dare…

    Our realms surge with intensity and insanity—become one with the chaos! Join us and forge your destiny amidst the pixelated pandemonium! But remember, your choice here reaches beyond the blocks. Are you ready to challenge the very concept of organized religion in Minecraft while wearing diamond armor and holding a sword made of confusion?

    Secret Features You Didn’t Ask For:

      • The Talking Trash Can: It speaks of your discarded mini-Jesus soul!
      • Hour of Judgement Event: Where all discarded figures come to haunt you—be prepared!
      • The Infinite Loop: Once you’re in, can you ever truly escape? (Spoiler: Probably not.)

    So grab your pickaxe, prepare to fight the unseen forces of triviality, and let’s carve our way into oblivion! Join JESUSCRAFT: where madness reigns, and the only certainty is your descent into delightful absurdity!

    Are you prepared to embrace the faith… of Minecraft chaos?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Jehovah’s Crafters: Where Even Creepers Knock on Your Door!

    Jehovah’s Crafters: Where Even Creepers Knock on Your Door!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door every weekend? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on Jehovah’s Witnesses! That’s right, no more interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Weirdly Honest Crafty Crew – Where Being Helpful is Hilarious!

    Weirdly Honest Crafty Crew – Where Being Helpful is Hilarious!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind the closed wall gardens of society, where you don’t even need a phone number to register – because who needs that kind of restriction in a virtual world?

    Our server is a sanctuary for those who have been victimized by the harsh realities of life, where you can build, create, and explore without judgment. No need to worry about being called cringe here, we embrace all forms of creativity, even if it comes with a side of edginess and pretentiousness.

    Forget about the sterile society that surrounds you, join us and be a part of a community that actually cares about making a difference. Our server is a place where you can let your blackened heart roam free, where shaving your beard is not a requirement for being civilized – because let’s face it, civilization takes a lot more than that.

    So come on in, join our server and show us what you’ve got. Let’s build a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity knows no bounds. Who knows, you might just find a little slice of heaven in this virtual paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ZanicMC

    ZanicMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey ZanicMC is a great faction server! We are in 1.8 but you can join in 1.14 to we are in 1.8 so people dont lag that much.

    66.70.241.17:25581

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Printermc

    Printermc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Printer SMP a Vanilla Minecraft server with a difference!

    To make the server more challenging you can’t make netherite armor or tools, you can only get totems from mansions and villagers no longer sell diamond armor or mending.

    Another unique feature of the server is the custom events you can compete in such as ice boat racing or PVP tournaments to win one-of-a-kind items like a protection 5 chest plate or depth strider 4 boots!

    The world border is 10K in each direction so there is a lot to loot and explore.

    We hope to see you on PrinterSMP very soon, don’t forget to join our discord server to keep track of upcoming events.

    play.printermc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BTG Anarchy

    BTG Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    BTG Anarchy is a Vanilla, PVP Minecraft Server that has no rules… —————————————- IP: Anarchy.BurntToastGaming.net —————————————- Good Luck Out There! (͡ ͡° ͜ ツ ͡͡°)

    Server Started: October 12th 2019

    Anarchy.BurntToastGaming.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Towny Craft (Fancy Craft)

    Towny Craft (Fancy Craft)

    New Minecraft Servers

    Here you will find an economy based server! Everything revolves around your ability to form allegiances with other players by creating towns, maintaining diplomacy (or war) with other towns, and bolstering your economy by filling your wallet with the finest virtual currency! Enjoy our water-based spawn, explore other people’s towns, and hunt for the lore and easter eggs left behind by time.

    Single-player campaigns soon to come!

    50.250.250.170:25575

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Flyhighmc

    Flyhighmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    FlyHighMC: Soar to New Heights in our Survival Server! Immerse yourself in a thriving, player-friendly world where you can explore, build, and conquer challenges. Forge new friendships, create stunning landscapes, and rise to the top as you navigate a rich survival experience. Join us and let your adventure take flight!

    play.flyhighmc.eu:25716

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TheraCraft

    TheraCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello! TheraCraft is a survival, creative and minigames server. We use plugins to enhance the game experience by adding more features to the server like: shops, ranking system, MCMMO and much more! If you are interested, feel free to join our server! Server IP: TheraCraft.eu

    TheraCraft.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Joke_Craft_season2

    Joke_Craft_season2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Wlc to survival server have fun my subs 🙂 and ty ty ty ty ty ty t tyt yt ytyt t yty t yt yt t ty yt t t yt yt t t t t yt t t yt y

    mc.minetro.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pvptime

    Pvptime

    New Minecraft Servers

    PvPTime is a Minecraft PvP server created so everyone can

    have a taste of what PvP is supposed to be. Everyone is welcomed

    including beginners and pros. Just have fun!

    Our Mission

    We want to obtain a good community where everyone

    bonds with each other, and provide fun activities for everyone to enjoy.

    For the Players

    Active AdministrationCustom DevelopmentHigh Quality MapsLag Free HostFree for All

    Giveaways & Tournaments CURRENT NITRO GIVEAWAY UPCOMING TOURNAMENT

    Minigames (In Progress)

    pvptime.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Lost Islands

    The Lost Islands

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server is currently undergoing a re-code and re-build.

    Sorry for an inconvenience.. Please join our discord for updates!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/QaFe6z5

    Ignore uptime, The server was shut for 1 year. The good thing is that we’re back soon. 🙂

    beta.thelostislands.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • I-Vanilla

    I-Vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    1.8 – 1.14.4 (Native 1.14.4)

    You open your eyes; around you, a large fort constructed from well-aged oak and weathered stone. The spawn-point is bustling with activity. The world outside peeks through the grand gate in front of you. You wonder what glory awaits you therein.Welcome to the lands of I-Vanilla, a brand new Vanilla Minecraft experience full of wonderful additions and a great community from the attached, well established I-Network. Play with friends, survive in the wild, build structures and bases, and enjoy a classic vanilla experience.The world is yours on I-Vanilla! Join today by connecting to I-Vanilla.com in Minecraft!

    Features: Top Vanilla Experience, Active Community, Daily updates, Friendly Staff, Never-ending map, Organized Ranks, Well-developed Crates, 1.7 PvP Mechanics, Fun games & Events

    Our staff team works tirelessly in order to make sure everyone has a unique and fair experience here on I-Vanilla. We have many additions that make I-Vanilla a great & enjoyable server. The only thing missing – is you!

    IP: i-vanilla.com

    i-vanilla.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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