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  • Crafting Prayers & Office Flares

    Crafting Prayers & Office Flares

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to JESUSCRAFT: Avatar of Absurdity

    Dive into Our Chaotic Realm!

    Welcome, fearless crafter! You’ve stumbled into a world where blocky landscapes twist like the very fabric of your reality—where faith, figures, and frenetic crafting fuse into a chaotic stew of pixelated zeal! Yes, that’s right! Here, in JESUSCRAFT, we don’t just build castles; we build temples of confusion and hilarity, fueled by the fervor of fervent faith and casual chaos. Are you ready?

    Why Join?

      • Unearth Hidden Prophets: Discover thousands of miniature Jesuses roaming our pixelated plains—some grateful, some mercilessly discarded! But which ones know the secrets to crafting the ultimate holy grail? Suit up and find out!
      • Dramatic Showdowns: Engage in epic commotions fueled by profound philosophical debates about Jesus, Minecraft, and the existential dread of collecting too many figurines. Tip: debates rage on for hours—emotional damage included!

    Warning: Joining this server may cause existential crises, spontaneous proselytizing, and a burning desire to hand out figurines. Proceed with caution!

    Unique Features (or are they?):

    Feature Description
    Figurine Factory Produce unlimited Jesus statuettes!
    Blessed Battles Fight for the right to not recycle those figurines!
    Faith-Based Factions Join teams based on your belief system—or lack thereof! Smash those myths!
    Chaos Quests Help unearth the truth behind: “Why is this at the front desk?”
    Confounding Currency Trade mini-Jesuses for netherite, but good luck finding that marketplace!

    Testimonials from the Chaos:

    "JESUSCRAFT turned me into a true believer…of never joining a server again!" — A disgruntled former player "I threw a Jesus figurine in the lava, and now I hear him crying every time I log in. Is this normal?" — Concerned Crafter

    Frequently Asked Questions…kind of!

      • Q: Is it inappropriate to distribute religious paraphernalia in a blocky universe? A: Who’s to say? Perhaps you’ll rediscover your faith in nothingness!

      • Q: Can I sell my collection of mini-Jesuses? A: Only if you can survive the Figurine Wars where profits are measured in sheer absurdity!

    Join Us, if You Dare…

    Our realms surge with intensity and insanity—become one with the chaos! Join us and forge your destiny amidst the pixelated pandemonium! But remember, your choice here reaches beyond the blocks. Are you ready to challenge the very concept of organized religion in Minecraft while wearing diamond armor and holding a sword made of confusion?

    Secret Features You Didn’t Ask For:

      • The Talking Trash Can: It speaks of your discarded mini-Jesus soul!
      • Hour of Judgement Event: Where all discarded figures come to haunt you—be prepared!
      • The Infinite Loop: Once you’re in, can you ever truly escape? (Spoiler: Probably not.)

    So grab your pickaxe, prepare to fight the unseen forces of triviality, and let’s carve our way into oblivion! Join JESUSCRAFT: where madness reigns, and the only certainty is your descent into delightful absurdity!

    Are you prepared to embrace the faith… of Minecraft chaos?

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  • Jehovah’s Crafters: Where Even Creepers Knock on Your Door!

    Jehovah’s Crafters: Where Even Creepers Knock on Your Door!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door every weekend? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on Jehovah’s Witnesses! That’s right, no more interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • Weirdly Honest Crafty Crew – Where Being Helpful is Hilarious!

    Weirdly Honest Crafty Crew – Where Being Helpful is Hilarious!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind the closed wall gardens of society, where you don’t even need a phone number to register – because who needs that kind of restriction in a virtual world?

    Our server is a sanctuary for those who have been victimized by the harsh realities of life, where you can build, create, and explore without judgment. No need to worry about being called cringe here, we embrace all forms of creativity, even if it comes with a side of edginess and pretentiousness.

    Forget about the sterile society that surrounds you, join us and be a part of a community that actually cares about making a difference. Our server is a place where you can let your blackened heart roam free, where shaving your beard is not a requirement for being civilized – because let’s face it, civilization takes a lot more than that.

    So come on in, join our server and show us what you’ve got. Let’s build a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity knows no bounds. Who knows, you might just find a little slice of heaven in this virtual paradise.

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  • Boring Builds and Lonely Nights

    Boring Builds and Lonely Nights

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Greatest Worst Server Ever—WHERE TIME DOESN’T EXIST!

    Are you ready to dive into the mind-bending abyss that is our Minecraft server? You simply must enter because this is both a horrifying nightmare and a blissful paradise! Ever seen a three-headed chicken that plays the violin? No? That’s because you haven’t joined yet! Reality is a construct, and so is our server—so leap into the madness now before it implodes! It’s the perfect blend of despair and joy, like a grape-flavored toaster! Who needs logic when you can have chaos?

    Feature Description
    Infinite Cactus Mines Dig forever in a desert world made of sentient cacti that scream your name!
    Underwater Lava Biome Experience the joy of drowning in bubbles of lava while conversing with fish-humans!
    Time-Traveling Pigs Ride the swine of time and change your fate or become a historical potato!
    Soliloquy of Blocks Listen intently as blocks tell you their life stories—it’s like therapy but with walls!
    Freezing Hot Springs Soak in temperatures that defy the laws of physics. Healing or inevitable decline? You decide!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You must stand on one leg while reciting pi backwards. If you see a ghost, you’re close! If a pineapple appears, you’re not even trying. Don’t ask why; just trust the process – the cosmos knows.

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?

    A: Versions are a social construct. Why play in a dimension that confines you? Dive into the multiverse! Perhaps you’ll find dimension 9 where everyone speaks in haikus. Or maybe it’s just my neighbor’s cat talking.

    Q: Are there plugins?

    A: Plugins? No, we use charms woven from dreams and fears. But beware, they might invoke the wrath of the Sock Tyrant who demands tribute in mismatched footwear!

    Random Reviews

    “I can’t get a gf because I’m a fundamentally uninteresting and boring person.”

    “The blocks are sentient and they know your secrets. They told me to order pizza.”

    “Join the revolution of insulated spoons and you’ll understand the pasta.”

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  • TantrumCraft Minecraft Server

    TantrumCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

    Once upon a time, in a land full of creepers and diamonds, there was a player who built the most amazing castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese!

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil skeletons, build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We have dance parties in the village square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT!

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  • Cheater on the Block!

    Cheater on the Block!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Unholy Sever of the Steplords: WHERE STEPS ARE JUST THE BEGINNING

    Welcome to the "Compete to the Death" Server Experience!

    Where each player’s footsteps echo like the triumphs and despairs of a thousand souls. Here, every block is a battlefield and every step a desperate attempt to outpace your fellow miners. But beware! What lurks in the shadows may grip you with a deep existential dread fueled by the need for MORE STEPS.

    The Epic Steps of Fate

    Ever woke up one morning and felt the pull of the cosmos, urging you to reveal your inner runner? In this universe, a simple competition spiraled into a sinister civil war of metrics and madness:

      • Tiffany, the Step Tyrant: Ruthless, relentless with a step count that transcends reality. When her 65,000 steps shattered the laws of pedometers, it signaled the beginning of her reign.
      • Matt, the Blundering Herald: Entered the fray with noble intent, only to be caught in Jill’s HR web—a trap from which no one returns unscathed.
      • Jenna, the Sleepless Shadow: Rose at 4 AM, grasping at elusive victory as the echoes of her exhaustion resound through the halls of the Empresa Minecrafta Corporation.

    Features of This Chaotic Realm

    Feature Name Description
    Step Quests Embark on quests to achieve absurdly unrealistic step goals set by Tiffany and bathe in despair.
    Endless Meetings Engage in mind-numbing discussions in the village square where all will praise the step gods!
    Mysterious HR Rep Jill An unseen entity that governs chaos and confusion—what are her true motives?
    Emergency Pit Stops In times of deep existential dread, find solace in consuming copious amounts of in-game snacks!

    Why Does This Server Exist?

    Rumors swirl of an ancient curse placed upon the original realm of Minecraft. Once an idyllic land, it was transformed when the spirit of competition seeped in, warping everything into a grotesque parody of self-improvement. Beware of the whispers that say too many steps will lead to your soul being consumed by Tiffany!

    “She’s just glad we all became more active and healthy!” — What do the Step Gods want with our wellness?

    Testimonials from the Lost Souls

    “I swear I stepped into the portal and ended up running a marathon through a cubicle! Where’s my 65,000 steps?!”

    “Dave got sick. I’m telling you, sickness is just Tiffany’s way of eliminating competition.”

    The Conspiracy of the Unnamed League

    This server was banned in 12 countries due to allegations of creating ‘toxic productivity’ environments. What are they hiding? Is there a connection to the Insidious Pedometer, forever watching? Join us, if you dare—risk losing your sanity for the chance at being crowned a Steplord.

    Secret Features (shh… don’t tell)

      • All players begin with an infinite number of steps but only receive credit for half of them. Why? Because Tiffany demands sacrifice.
      • Is your Dog watching? Yes. All dogs of the realm are agents of conspiracy—keep them close or far, it’s your choice.
      • Beware of items that TWIST reality; they might appear as motivational posters… or they could warp your very essence.

    Join Us, If You Wish to Ascend

    Hash your way through the step count labyrinth! Embrace the absurd! Contact us if you survive the level of reality deemed "normal." The competition awaits, and the realm of sanity hangs on a thread. Will you escape the clutches of Tiffany before she consumes your existence? Only one way to find out…

    ready, set, RUN!

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  • RetroRedditCraft: Noob Names!

    RetroRedditCraft: Noob Names!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, brave adventurers, to the most absolutely absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! If you’re still pondering the names of yesteryears that have been buried under the weight of time, then beware, because this place is a treasure trove of outrageous tales and absolutely ludicrous reasons to join our wacky community!

      • Creeper Disco Parties: Forget your typical boring enderman encounters! Join us for weekly Creeper Disco Parties where every explosion is choreographed to the beat of the most epic 8-bit remixes you can imagine. Residents say it’s like attending a concert, but if you dance too hard, you might end up with a “bangin’” good time!

      • Zombie Gladiators: Ever dreamt of watching zombies fight each other in gladiatorial arenas while you munch on popcorn made from exploding tnt? Welcome to our Zombie Gladiator Championship, where the fiercest undead warriors battle it out for the ultimate title: Lord of the Rotting Realm. Don’t forget to place your bets on which zombie gets blasted into the crowd!

      • The Great Bedrock Bake-Off: Do you believe you can out-bake a skeleton chef? Join our bi-monthly Great Bedrock Bake-Off, where participants compete to create the most gourmet meals out of the most outrageous materials (yes, that includes blocky “sandwiches”). Rumor has it the winner gets to keep a golden spatula said to have belonged to a legendary pig!

      • Giant Villager Pranks: Participate in the Great Villager Prank Wars, where unsuspecting villagers become the butt of outrageous jokes. Ever seen a giant villager wearing diamond armor and juggling emeralds? Neither have we, but that’s the goal! Will you get voted the ultimate prankster, or will the village rise up against you? Only one way to find out!

      • Time-Traveling Sheep: Join forces with our infamous time-traveling sheep that’ll take you on epic quests through the ages of Minecraft – because who needs normal gameplay when you can be hip-hopping through history? Expect to mine with pharaohs, party with pirates, and have tea with the Queen of England… or rather, her pixelated counterpart!

      • Ender Dragon Karaoke: Get your karaoke skills ready because our Ender Dragon has an astonishing talent for hitting those high notes (though, we can’t promise they won’t destroy half the world doing so). Join us for the karaoke nights where the only thing more chaotic than the dragon’s rendition of “Let It Go” is the aftermath of the blocky audience!

    So throw caution to the pixelated wind, and join us for the craziest, wildest, and most ludicrous adventures of your Minecraft career. Our community is waiting for you, and who knows, you might just find that you’re the hero we never knew we needed—provided you can survive the Giant Villager Comedy Tour!

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  • EMF Alpha Zone: Phone Gap LOL

    EMF Alpha Zone: Phone Gap LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like getting ur brain zapped with 2G EMF exposure! u gonna have so much alpha brain activity u gonna be building castles in ur sleep, bro!

    we did a meta-analysis and found out that our server is the bomb diggity when it comes to resting state brain waves. u gonna be on another level, man. but watch out, cuz the methods on other servers are so inconsistent, it’s like they don’t even know what they’re doing. but not us, we got that standardized, rigorous research protocol on lock!

    so come on, join our server and get ur brain cells poppin’ like popcorn. u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like having fun, then maybe u will. but who doesn’t like fun, amirite?

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  • Aphmau Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

    Aphmau Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does Aphmau Have a Minecraft Server?

    Aphmau is a popular YouTube content creator known for her engaging Minecraft roleplay series. Fans are often curious if there is an official Aphmau Minecraft server where they can interact with the community and experience the magical worlds she creates.

    Official Aphmau Minecraft Server

    As of now, Aphmau does not have an official Minecraft server. This leaves fans searching for alternative ways to engage with her content and community.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    In the absence of an official server, several fan-run servers capture the spirit of Aphmau’s storytelling. Many of these servers feature similar roleplaying mechanics and creative game modes. Some popular fan-made servers include:

      • AphmauMC: Often replicates Aphmau’s settings and offers roleplay experiences.
      • Roleplay Nation: A community-centric server that hosts various roleplay games inspired by Aphmau’s stories.

    Unique Features of Potential Servers

    While Aphmau’s official server is not available, fan servers typically include:

      • Roleplay Zones: Dedicated areas for immersive storytelling.
      • Custom Plugins: Unique game mechanics that enhance the roleplay experience.
      • Community Events: Regularly scheduled events that encourage player interaction and creativity.

    Useful Next Steps

    For updates on Aphmau and any possible developments regarding her own server, follow her YouTube channel and stay up to date with her Twitter. Additionally, explore server listings on platforms like Minecraft Server List to discover fan-made servers that celebrate Aphmau’s world.

    Whether you’re awaiting an official server or diving into the fan-made alternatives, the possibilities within the Minecraft community inspired by Aphmau are endless.

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  • Unknown Server

    Unknown Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Old PC Minecraft Server
    IP Not provided
    Version Vanilla with MineOS
    Player Count Not specified
    Features Fully vanilla server

    FAQ

    What are the server specs?

    Old PC repurposed with the following specs: – Motherboard: unknown – 310W PSU – 256GB NVMe SSD – 32GB RAM – AMD Ryzen 5 2600 CPU The server will run MineOS.

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