Crafting Prayers & Office Flares

workplace conflict, Christian beliefs, sensitivity at work, professional boundaries, respect for beliefs

Welcome to JESUSCRAFT: Avatar of Absurdity

Dive into Our Chaotic Realm!

Welcome, fearless crafter! You’ve stumbled into a world where blocky landscapes twist like the very fabric of your reality—where faith, figures, and frenetic crafting fuse into a chaotic stew of pixelated zeal! Yes, that’s right! Here, in JESUSCRAFT, we don’t just build castles; we build temples of confusion and hilarity, fueled by the fervor of fervent faith and casual chaos. Are you ready?

Why Join?

Unearth Hidden Prophets: Discover thousands of miniature Jesuses roaming our pixelated plains—some grateful, some mercilessly discarded! But which ones know the secrets to crafting the ultimate holy grail? Suit up and find out!
Dramatic Showdowns: Engage in epic commotions fueled by profound philosophical debates about Jesus, Minecraft, and the existential dread of collecting too many figurines. Tip: debates rage on for hours—emotional damage included!

Warning: Joining this server may cause existential crises, spontaneous proselytizing, and a burning desire to hand out figurines. Proceed with caution!

Unique Features (or are they?):

Feature	Description
Figurine Factory	Produce unlimited Jesus statuettes!
Blessed Battles	Fight for the right to not recycle those figurines!
Faith-Based Factions	Join teams based on your belief system—or lack thereof! Smash those myths!
Chaos Quests	Help unearth the truth behind: “Why is this at the front desk?”
Confounding Currency	Trade mini-Jesuses for netherite, but good luck finding that marketplace!

Testimonials from the Chaos:

"JESUSCRAFT turned me into a true believer…of never joining a server again!" — A disgruntled former player "I threw a Jesus figurine in the lava, and now I hear him crying every time I log in. Is this normal?" — Concerned Crafter

Frequently Asked Questions…kind of!

Q: Is it inappropriate to distribute religious paraphernalia in a blocky universe? A: Who’s to say? Perhaps you’ll rediscover your faith in nothingness!
Q: Can I sell my collection of mini-Jesuses? A: Only if you can survive the Figurine Wars where profits are measured in sheer absurdity!

Join Us, if You Dare…

Our realms surge with intensity and insanity—become one with the chaos! Join us and forge your destiny amidst the pixelated pandemonium! But remember, your choice here reaches beyond the blocks. Are you ready to challenge the very concept of organized religion in Minecraft while wearing diamond armor and holding a sword made of confusion?

Secret Features You Didn’t Ask For:

The Talking Trash Can: It speaks of your discarded mini-Jesus soul!
Hour of Judgement Event: Where all discarded figures come to haunt you—be prepared!
The Infinite Loop: Once you’re in, can you ever truly escape? (Spoiler: Probably not.)

So grab your pickaxe, prepare to fight the unseen forces of triviality, and let’s carve our way into oblivion! Join JESUSCRAFT: where madness reigns, and the only certainty is your descent into delightful absurdity!

Are you prepared to embrace the faith… of Minecraft chaos?

Jehovah’s Crafters: Where Even Creepers Knock on Your Door!

Beliefs, religious community, Crafters, Religion, Worship

Are you tired of Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door every weekend? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on Jehovah’s Witnesses! That’s right, no more interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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Weirdly Honest Crafty Crew – Where Being Helpful is Hilarious!

pretentious, Honest, Weirdly, trump, Crafty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind the closed wall gardens of society, where you don’t even need a phone number to register – because who needs that kind of restriction in a virtual world?

Our server is a sanctuary for those who have been victimized by the harsh realities of life, where you can build, create, and explore without judgment. No need to worry about being called cringe here, we embrace all forms of creativity, even if it comes with a side of edginess and pretentiousness.

Forget about the sterile society that surrounds you, join us and be a part of a community that actually cares about making a difference. Our server is a place where you can let your blackened heart roam free, where shaving your beard is not a requirement for being civilized – because let’s face it, civilization takes a lot more than that.

So come on in, join our server and show us what you’ve got. Let’s build a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity knows no bounds. Who knows, you might just find a little slice of heaven in this virtual paradise.

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Survival without husk server minecraft

Server, Survival, Minecraft, husk

The description of the server server “Survival without husk” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.brgf.vanillaboxmc.ru

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CircusCraft

New Minecraft Servers

CircusCraft Minecraft Server
Overview:	Welcome to CircusCraft! Looking for a fun, unique, and engaging Minecraft server? CircusCraft offers an amazing experience, blending creativity, community, and exciting features to entertain you for hours!

Features:

Two Worlds to Build in:
Flat Survival Plots:	Perfect for communal living and creative builds with friends!
Normal Build World:	For those who love natural terrain and prefer to build far from the crowd.
Resource Worlds:
Explore dedicated Resource Overworld, Nether, and End worlds!	No need to worry about ruining your builds—gather all the materials you need without fear.
Mini-Games Galore:
Spleef 🧊	Red Alert 🚨
Exploding Sheep 🐑💥	…and much more!
Diamond-Based Economy:
A player-led market to buy, sell, and trade your goods.	Earn diamonds through chat-based games or by mining!
Adorable Pets:
Purchase cute companions using diamond blocks!
Interactive Rides:
There are fun attractions at the player-led market to enjoy with friends!
Quests & Events:
Start quests at Spawn from mining to crop growing there’s something for all!	ON NOW: A Valentine’s Mining Event! While mining normal ores collect special Valentine’s Candys and trade them for very cute textured items!

FAQs:

Q: How can I join CircusCraft?	A: You can join us by using the IP play.circuscraft.net
Q: Are there any special events happening right now?	A: Yes, currently we have a Valentine’s Mining Event ongoing!
Q: Can I trade diamonds for goods with other players?	A: Yes, we have a player-led market where you can buy, sell, and trade your goods using diamonds.

Eternal Sorrow 1.21.1

Canada, Tragedy, Online Community, crime, internet culture

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a virtual circus on steroids, man. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace fit for a king. So come on down and let’s build some wild and wacky creations together! Just don’t bring any real-life drama like that tripfag guy, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures here. Let’s goooooo!

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BridesmaidDressDrama Minecraft Server

Bridesmaid, Minecraft, photos, bridesmaid’s dress, skin

Are you tired of boring bridesmaid dress drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure instead! Our server is filled with pixelated fun and crazy builds that will make you forget all about wedding dress dilemmas.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about fitting into a dress that doesn’t suit your body shape. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any bridesmaid drama – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion!

So ditch the group chat and join our Minecraft server for a wedding-free zone where you can be yourself and have a blast. Who needs bridesmaid dresses when you can have diamond armor instead? Join now and let the crafting begin!

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ShowerQuestMC

shower, self-care, hygiene, sensitivity, gym

Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as fresh as a field of daisies? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee that all players must shower at least once a day before logging in! Say goodbye to stinky players ruining your gaming experience.

Join us and experience a world where cleanliness is next to godliness. No more worrying about that one player who hasn’t showered in a week, making you question your life choices. Our server is a breath of fresh air in the gaming community, quite literally.

Don’t let your relationships suffer like the poor soul in this story. Join our server and never have to deal with the stench of unwashed players again. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a shower buddy to team up with in-game!

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VillainVetoed Minecraft SMP

transformation, moral compass, internal struggle, story arc, complexity

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, imagine a world where all the Minecraft mobs are actually just misunderstood and they just need a friend to show them the way. It’s like a Disney movie but with creepers and skeletons, lol.

So, like, there’s this one player on the server who was like, totally gonna be a villain but then they saw a baby zombie and were like “aww, he just needs a hug” and now they’re besties. And then there’s this other player who was gonna be evil but then they found a puppy and now they’re like, the dog whisperer of the server.

And like, the whole server is just a big happy family of misfit mobs and players who are all just trying to survive and have a good time. Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and epic build battles and random events that make no sense but are super fun.

So, like, come join us and be part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP everrrr. You won’t regret it, I promise. Just watch out for the friendly Enderman who likes to steal your blocks and replace them with flowers, lol.

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HotMinecraftPlayer69

self worth, self esteem, beauty, self-image, Perception

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be so hot that even the lava blocks will be jealous of your fiery presence! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to be your BFF. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself handcrafted every block on our server while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. So if you want to be the hottest player in all of Minecraft, join us now and start slaying mobs with your sheer awesomeness!

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Proselytizing