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HitlerCraft: Not Your Average HR Meeting

AITAH, Average, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, discrimination, Employer, Eviction, gassing, Hitler sympathiser, HitlerCraft, Housing, injustice, intolerance, Jewish, Job, Meeting, prejudice, racism, RETALIATION, roommate, threat, violence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

With our server, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and explore endless lands filled with hidden treasures. And hey, if you happen to run into a player who thinks Hitler did the right thing, just block them and move on – no need to pack your virtual bags and leave!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s guaranteed to make you forget about real-life troubles. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of this wild story – minus the real-life consequences, of course.

SummitCraft: Biden vs China

Asia-Pacific, biden, China, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global leadership, Indo-Pacific, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, military power, political influence, regional cooperation, security challenges, strategic alliances, summit, SummitCraft, Testing, united states

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

lol imagine if china was actually testing us in minecraft lol like they keep sending creepers and zombies to our base and we gotta defend it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor lol like bro we gotta join this server and show china who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest base ever and taking down their evil mobs with our epic skills and teamwork lol like biden said we gotta stick together and show china we ain’t afraid of their minecraft shenanigans lol so come join us on this epic server and let’s show china who’s the real minecraft masters lol #minecraftdiplomacy #chinachallenge #bidenminecraftboss

Kirsche’s Craze Minecraft Server

Backlash, cancel culture, controversy, CRAZE, entertainment industry, fanbase, internet culture, internet drama, JOKE, JP VTuber, Kirsche fan, Kirsches, Minecraft, Online Community, online fandom, online outrage, Server, social media, tweet, unironic, viral tweet, Virtual idol, virtual personality, Vtuber

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Kirsche fans out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous jokes and crazy adventures. We promise you won’t be crucified for having a sense of humor here (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Animals Bred:	163
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Animals Bred:	115	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Emeralds Found:	2468
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Night Skies:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!