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CraftyCreeperICCWarCrimes
lol imagine a server where u can commit war crimes like trump but in minecraft lmao. u can build ur own ICC court and prosecute other players for their crimes like stealing diamonds or griefing someone’s house. join now and be the first target of our sanctions, it’s gonna be a blast! #minecraftjustice #trumpwho -
ZogCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!
Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of "No tax on tips" (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮
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Riggi’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Riggi Riggitini! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a group of mischievous players on Riggi Riggitini decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano. And guess what? They actually survived the fiery ride! If you want to experience adrenaline-pumping adventures like this, then this is the server for you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky friends and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creepers trying to crash the party!
So why wait? Join Riggi Riggitini today for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and unforgettable moments that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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MerchMania Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear any hoodie you want without getting judged by your boyfriend’s friends? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can rock any merch you please, even if it has another guy’s name on it!Our server is the perfect place to escape petty arguments about clothing choices and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a special “Hoodie Lover” rank for those who proudly wear their favorite oversized hoodies, no questions asked.
So if you’re tired of feeling embarrassed for wearing a comfy hoodie with your friend’s company name on it, come join us for a fun and chill Minecraft experience. Who knew a hoodie could cause so much drama? Let’s leave the real-life drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine!
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CraftingFate
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate life-changing adventure! One time, a player accidentally planted a potato instead of a carrot and BOOM, their whole virtual existence was turned upside down. Now they rule the server with an iron potato fist, all thanks to that fateful misclick. Who knows what small decision could lead to your epic rise to power on our server? Join now and find out! -
CraftyMH17Downfall
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE, JUST LIKE WHEN RUSSIA DOWNED THAT PLANE BUT WAY LESS TRAGIC HAHAHA. WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “DODGE THE CREEPER” WHERE YOU GOTTA AVOID EXPLODING GREEN DUDES, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AVOIDING BLAME FOR MH17. ALSO, WE HAVE A “BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF PUTIN” CONTEST, BECAUSE WHY NOT? COME JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME AND MAYBE LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT INTERNATIONAL POLITICS, OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS. LOL. -
FloatyVisionCraft
so, like, imagine if you could see inside your body, like, without even needing a doctor or whatever. that’s, like, the vibe of this minecraft server, bro. we got all these crazy eye floaters that let you, like, explore your insides and stuff. it’s, like, a whole new level of self-discovery, man.join our server and, like, unlock the mysteries of your own anatomy. who needs x-rays when you got eye floaters, amirite? plus, like, you can use them to, like, spy on other players and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate sneak attack, bro.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of eye floater exploration. who knows what you’ll discover inside yourself or, like, someone else. it’s gonna be a trip, man.