Prosecution MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyBallerinaTreason

prosecution, Court, Treason, CraftyBallerinaTreason, Legal

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so wild, they make a ballerina in L.A. look tame? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we have players who have been on trial for treason in Russia for donating funds to Ukraine! Can you imagine the drama and chaos that goes down on our server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

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CraftyConvictsMC

Refusal to serve, prosecution, Consequences of refusal, law enforcement, CraftyConvictsMC

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!

Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?

So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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MineRichFamTrial

modern slavery, defendants, crime, forced labor, Wealthy

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where u can play wif da UK’s richest family? dey be on trial for human trafficking but don’t worry, dey still got time to play minecraft wif u! imagine mining diamonds wif a real life billionaire while dey dodge da cops! join now for da craziest minecraft experience of ur life! #richkidsofminecraft

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KosherCraft Minecraft Server

assault, crime, Golders Green, uk, criminal charges

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

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Mistrial Madness Minecraft Server

Civil, law, Legal, Jury, Evidence

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs ride on flying pigs and chickens lay diamond eggs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

4. We host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple delivered to your doorstep by a team of singing villagers. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to say it with me: mistrial!

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PixelWarriorUS

Court, domestic violence, russia, Justice, Military

so, like, imagine this crazy scenario, right? a US soldier is like, in russia, and he’s on trial for, get this, threatening to kill his girlfriend! like, what even is happening, man? but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we promise there won’t be any crazy soldiers threatening anyone here, just a bunch of blocky fun and adventure! plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure in our virtual world. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and escape from the real world madness!

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Smrdia’s Revenge: Poo Poo Platter Minecraft Madness

Serbia, Smrdia, Poo, War, madness

Are you tired of being prosecuted by Smrds and their Jewish masters in real life Serbia? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where you can reclaim the pride of the once great kingdom of Serbia! Join us and build your own virtual empire, free from persecution and full of endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you can rule over a pixelated paradise? Join now and show those Smrds who’s boss!

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CarCrazeCraft

danger, CarCrazeCraft, noise, Quiet, Winds

yo, dis server be like dat one time u in da car and u be chillin’ while explosions be happenin’ right outside yo window. but like, it ain’t no thang cuz u be safe and sound in dis crazy Minecraft world. join dis server if u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of survivin’ crazy storms and explosions while buildin’ epic structures. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for yo brain, man. come join da madness!

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TraumaCraft: Pain Relief Zone

pain management, research, Chronic pain, Zone, past trauma

yo, u ever feel like ur minecraft experience is just a pain in the butt? well, fear not my fellow blockheads, cuz we got the solution for u! our server is like therapy for ur minecraft woes, we confront all ur past trauma and stress-related emotions that make u wanna rage quit. join us and say goodbye to chronic pain and hello to epic builds and good vibes. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start healing ur minecraft soul!

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Bifrost SMP: Not a Smoothie, but Definitely Semi-Vanilla – HermitCraft vibes and no kids allowed on 1.20.6!

Kids, est, Community, Semivanilla, Discord

Bifrost SMP Overview
Bifrost SMP is a community of Minecraft enthusiasts created by a group of friends in December of 2021. The server focuses on a vanilla play style and community-driven decisions.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is Bifrost SMP?	Bifrost SMP is a Minecraft server community that emphasizes vanilla gameplay and community involvement.
When was Bifrost SMP created?	Bifrost SMP was created in December of 2021 by a group of friends.
What is the primary focus of Bifrost SMP?	The primary focus of Bifrost SMP is the JAVA Survival World (Midgard), which reset on May 3. The server also features community projects and events.
How can I apply to join Bifrost SMP?	To apply, join the BifrostSMP Discord and read the rules carefully. The staff will review your application within 12 hours.
What kind of activities are available on Bifrost SMP?	Bifrost SMP offers various activities such as mining events, social game nights, impromptu movie nights, board game nights, Dungeons and Dragons, and more.