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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4084 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3309 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!