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and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?
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Join us for an epic adventure where you can explore the Yawning Chasm, fight off monsters in Acheron, and even have a Moment Among the Stars! And let’s not forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your enemies run for the hills!
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Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of rainbow-colored cows and watch as blonde bunnies perform synchronized dance numbers. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question reality.
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Join us as we uncover the mysteries of fast food not being real food, and how all “ethnic” food is actually just Jewish culture in disguise. Discover the truth behind racism in the US and how different races are all hailed as “niggers” by the Jewish overlords.
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But beware, birth control may trick women’s bodies into thinking they’re pregnant, leading to unexpected twists and turns in the game. Who knew that stopping contraceptive use could affect a woman’s satisfaction in marriage based on her husband’s attractiveness?
And let’s not forget about the men with high genetic fitness who may not commit to providing for their children. It’s survival of the fittest in this server, where women’s natural instincts may lead to some unexpected outcomes. Will you be the committed man raising another man’s children, or will you fall victim to the age-old strategy of cuckolding?
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