🔥Proposed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

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Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our server is so lit, we even have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and save the realm from evil alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters! 🔥

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test! Explore new lands, meet new players, and conquer new challenges in a whole new world! 🌍

⚔️ Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Fight for glory, honor, and the ultimate bragging rights! ⚔️

🏰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Look no further! Our server has everything you need to thrive and conquer the Minecraft world! 🏰

🎉 Don’t miss out on our crazy meetups! From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups to spooky club gatherings, there’s always something fun happening on our server! 🎉

🔮 And who could forget the legendary Orbonne Monastery MINE Run? Join the Crystal Party Finder and embark on a quest like no other! 🔮

🤣 Last time on /xivg/: Who knows what shenanigans went down? Join our server and create your own hilarious stories to share with the world! 🤣

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Who knows what epic tales you’ll have to tell after your time on Dawntrail! 🌌🎮

Creepers and Misanthropes

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Do you hate people more than creepers hate cats? Do you want to escape the real world and live in a land where you can build giant statues of yourself without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to interact with another living soul!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine couldn’t get in if he tried. We have secret underground bases filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than you think.

GEMS are for Villagers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gems you find are in the mines? Well, get ready for Season 2 of our server where GEMS are for getting your groove on! That’s right, we’ve got disco balls, dance floors, and even a DJ booth where you can show off your sick moves. So why wait? Join now and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 2022, whatever floats your boat)!

Pixel Pimps & Creeper Chicks: Where First Dates Get Explosive!

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Are you tired of striking out with the ladies because you don’t have a fancy watch? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all the girls will be throwing themselves at you if you wear a Rolex in-game! That’s right, forget about charm and personality, all you need is a virtual timepiece to win over the ladies.

Join our server and watch as the virtual babes flock to you like moths to a flame. Who needs to actually talk to someone when you can just flash your Rolex and have them falling at your virtual feet? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to live out your wildest Rolex-wearing fantasies in Minecraft!

CraftyZombieLand: Where we debate if ‘The Last of Us’ is art or just a bunch of blocks

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge in a post-apocalyptic world where zombies roam the land and players must scavenge for resources to survive.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to fend off hordes of the undead, but you’ll also have to navigate through treacherous terrain filled with deadly traps and hidden secrets. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and powerful weapons waiting to be discovered.

So, if you’re up for a thrilling adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. Remember, only the strongest and bravest players will make it out alive!

DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!

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Are you tired of boring old dreams where you’re just flying or falling? Join our Minecraft server and experience nightmares every time you sleep! We’ve got creepy crawlies, spooky specters, and terrifying monsters lurking around every corner. Who needs a good night’s rest when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in your dreams? Join now and never have a peaceful night again!

Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with exploding rainbow creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Crafty Naughty Mine: Where Naughty Feels Nice!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, come join us on our server where being naughty feels oh so nice!

Join us and experience the thrill of stealing from your fellow players, griefing their builds, and causing chaos wherever you go. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun at all costs.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where you can unleash your inner prankster and drive your friends crazy with hilarious tricks and traps. Or how about our “Chaos Hour” where the entire server descends into madness and pandemonium for one hour every week?

So why play by the rules when you can join us and embrace your naughty side? Come see why feeling naughty feels so nice on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Border Control

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where Chinese passports are actually used as weapons to defend your virtual girlfriend from assailants. That’s right, forget swords and shields, all you need is a passport to keep your loved one safe!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly test your skills and survive against all odds? Look no further than our server, where the RAPPER REAPER himself reigns supreme.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – this isn’t your average Minecraft experience. We have shooters at every corner of the world, just waiting for the signal to strike. And some of them may even be mods on the server, ready to enforce the RAPPER REAPER’s rules with an iron fist.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world? Are you ready to prove your worth against the ultimate streetwise rapper turned Minecraft overlord? Join us now and see if you can handle the heat. But be prepared – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Try the RAPPER REAPER’s world if you dare, but remember – this is your final warning.

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	669456
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension Hops:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8642	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Items Found:	3794	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Groundbreaking Proposed Minecraft Servers