Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.
But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.
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| Server Name | Elemental SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Modded Whitelist SMP |
| Modpack | Valhelsia 6 |
| Status | LIVE |
| Core | Forge |
We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. Our server features a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with others to build everyone up. With added features such as tech, building, voice chat, and more, there will always be something new to explore. We welcome community input and strive to create a long-lasting and enjoyable experience for all players.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | To join, you must first be whitelisted. You can apply on our Discord server. |
| What modpack is the server using? | We are currently using Valhelsia 6. |
| How many active players are usually online? | We have an average of 5-10 active players online. |
| Is the server lag-free? | As a self-hosted server, we have full control over our hardware to ensure minimal lag. |
| Can I make suggestions for the server? | Absolutely! We welcome all community members to suggest and discuss ideas for the server. |
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And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Pepe Pig. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is bacon-related).
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Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without anyone criticizing your building skills or table-setting abilities. No more being called lazy for wanting to delay your Minecraft university by two years – on our server, you set your own pace!
Join now and leave behind the drama of family gatherings where even the plates sharing is a big deal. Our server is drama-free and full of supportive players who will have your back, unlike some family members who choose to avoid drama instead of speaking up.
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Join us for a chance to blow out virtual candles without any musical mishaps, and receive tons of presents from our generous in-game community. Who needs a chocolate cake with whipped frosting when you can have a cheesecake castle in Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being called an AH here, because on our server, we embrace the chaos and celebrate the craziness. So come on over and let loose with us – you won’t regret it!