Craftocracy
Minecraft’s best server, very modded, like, super modded.
Testimonials:
Propose stuff to the legislature, if most vote yes, it happens. New laws, new mods, all that jazz. Join the discord to hop on the server. It’s a party! Join us here!
strudel.toasteroven.xyz
picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild k9 howitzer appears! boom! your enemies don’t stand a chance against our fluffy firepower.
we’ve got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a petting zoo for our k9 howitzers. join now and experience the madness for yourself!
🤪🎉🎮 Join our EPIC server where we have more DRAMA than a soap opera! 🎮🎉🤪
👯♀️👰♀️ Imagine this: your TWIN sister’s boyfriend wants to propose on the SAME DAY as your SIL’s baby shower! 😱🤯 And you have to plan BOTH parties! 🎉👶🎉
🚗👰♂️ He lives 7 HOURS away in North Carolina, but that won’t stop the WACKY love story! 🌍💕
🤬😤 Will you choose LOVE or ANGER? Will you survive the ultimate test of family DRAMA?! 🤬😤
👫👬👭 Come join us for a wild ride of emotions, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of MINECRAFT! 🎮🌟
🤣🤣🤣 Don’t miss out on the FUN! Join our server now and let the CHAOS begin! 🤣🤣🤣
Our server is filled with surprises, just like the time you thought you were giving your girlfriend a thoughtful gift but ended up causing a huge fight instead. Explore our vast landscapes and discover hidden treasures, just like the hidden resentment your girlfriend had towards your extravagant gifts.
Don’t be the “jerk” who invades privacy by paying off debts without consulting your partner – instead, join our server and collaborate with others to build epic structures and conquer challenging quests. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who appreciates your generosity without the drama. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers, not your significant other!
why should u join? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly, we got creepers that dance to dubstep, we got villagers that sell u enchanted golden carrots for dirt cheap, we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plays poker with endermen, we got a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the wither boss as the DJ.
oh and did i mention we got a mod that turns all the sheep into unicorns? yea, u heard me right, UNICORNS. so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Imagine logging on to our server and having your brother try to propose to his Minecraft girlfriend right in the middle of your epic build battle. No way, Jose! We keep the focus on you and your pixelated dreams.
Don’t worry about upsetting family members or ruining someone’s big moment – on our server, it’s all about YOU. So join us now and let’s make some Minecraft memories that are all about YOU, just like a wedding should be!
We’ve got more love in our pixelated world than all the heart-shaped candies in the universe!
Build a heart-shaped castle for your virtual crush and watch them fall head over heels for you!
Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft date night under the stars?
Join now and let’s make love potions and ride pigs into the sunset together!