Proportion Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BigBrainCraft

Beliefs, BigBrainCraft, Body Sizes, Brain and Body Sizes, brain evolution, brain size, Centuries, Challenging, clarify, controversy, data collection, dataset, Evolution, Larger Animals, long-held beliefs, Proportion, Proportionally Bigger Brains, scientific research, scientists, species

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!

Big Brains, Small Brains, Mine Brains

big, bigger brains, body size, brain and body, brain evolution, brain size, brain size evolution, Brains, bucking, Centuries, clarify, collected, controversy, dataset, Evolution, humans, largest animals, Proportion, researchers, Small, species, trend

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5073	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Potions Brewed:	87

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be BIGGER THAN UR BODY. we got da largest animals with tiny brains, but u can be da exception, just like humans. we collected a HUGE dataset of brain and body sizes from 1,500 species to prove dat u can have a massive brain on dis server. u gonna evolve ur brain size like never before, u gonna be da smartest player in all of minecraft. come join us and show off ur big brain energy, u won’t regret it!

VapeCraft32.5%

2021, 20mg/ml, addiction, Adults, e-cigarettes, health, high-strength vapes, INCREASE, nicotine, nicotine levels, Proportion, public health, research, smoking, statistics, survey, tobacco, trend, VapeCraft32.5, Vaping, vaping habits

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	279	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got more high-strength vapes than you can shake a stick at! Our players are puffin’ away on e-cigarettes with up to 20mg/ml of nicotine like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create vape clouds so thick they’ll block out the sun! And don’t worry about getting addicted, because our virtual vapes are totally safe and won’t give you any real-life cravings.

Join us now and be part of the vaping revolution in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have clouds of nicotine instead? It’s a whole new level of addiction, baby!

LOLcraft: The Shiori Chronicles – Ch.11, Pg.849

ch.11, Chapter 11, Chronicles, consolations, cup of tea, Dark, emotional, Fiction, headache, Light, Literature, LolCraft, novella, Page 849, Pain, Pg.849, Pleasure, previous page, Proportion, reading, Shiori, shiori novella, spirit, Story, Universe

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your headaches and bring you endless cups of tea to lighten your spirit? Look no further! Our server is so lit that even a creeper would stop exploding just to join in on the fun. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. So come on over and let us show you why our server is the ultimate escape from the dark universe of boring gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5391	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Star Shards Collected:	272
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪