Proportion Minecraft Servers

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  • BigBrainCraft

    BigBrainCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Big Brains, Small Brains, Mine Brains

    Big Brains, Small Brains, Mine Brains

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be BIGGER THAN UR BODY. we got da largest animals with tiny brains, but u can be da exception, just like humans. we collected a HUGE dataset of brain and body sizes from 1,500 species to prove dat u can have a massive brain on dis server. u gonna evolve ur brain size like never before, u gonna be da smartest player in all of minecraft. come join us and show off ur big brain energy, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VapeCraft32.5%

    VapeCraft32.5%

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got more high-strength vapes than you can shake a stick at! Our players are puffin’ away on e-cigarettes with up to 20mg/ml of nicotine like there’s no tomorrow.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create vape clouds so thick they’ll block out the sun! And don’t worry about getting addicted, because our virtual vapes are totally safe and won’t give you any real-life cravings.

    Join us now and be part of the vaping revolution in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have clouds of nicotine instead? It’s a whole new level of addiction, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LOLcraft: The Shiori Chronicles – Ch.11, Pg.849

    LOLcraft: The Shiori Chronicles – Ch.11, Pg.849

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your headaches and bring you endless cups of tea to lighten your spirit? Look no further! Our server is so lit that even a creeper would stop exploding just to join in on the fun. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. So come on over and let us show you why our server is the ultimate escape from the dark universe of boring gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RussianRage Minecraft Server

    RussianRage Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where slavs are just seen as regular white people? Well, on our server, slavs are the ultimate civilization builders! Join us and witness the epic rise of the slavic empire as they conquer the Minecraft world with their squatting skills and tracksuit fashion sense. Who knew that adidas could be the key to world domination? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this hilarious and chaotic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShotaCraft Minecraft Server

    ShotaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Imagine a world where Endermen wear top hats and creepers dance the cha-cha slide.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Shota Slayer”, a mysterious player who has tamed the most ferocious mobs and turned them into adorable pets. Rumor has it that the Shota Slayer once rode a baby zombie into battle, wielding a diamond sword made from the tears of griefers.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a love affair between a female vidya character and a little boy? Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Join us and let your imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AdmitCraft Minecraft Server

    AdmitCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic and reason are thrown out the window! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate showdown between a feisty Latina and a determined Asian senior! Watch as they battle it out over who is more impressive for getting admitted to Columbia. Will the boost in admissions for being an underrepresented minority prevail, or will the legacy status and difficult major triumph?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness epic debates over feeder schools and chosen majors, all while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in the craziest high school drama ever to hit Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyShowerDollaDrama

    BabyShowerDollaDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the impending arrival of not one, but TWO babies! Join us for the most epic baby shower you’ve ever seen in the virtual world.

    Our server is filled with excitement as we prepare for the arrival of two little bundles of joy. But wait, there’s a twist – these babies are coming from two different women, making this baby shower a double whammy of fun!

    Join us as we navigate through the drama of planning a baby shower that’s more extravagant than a royal wedding. From mini bottles of Champagne for each guest to a photo booth for those perfect baby shower selfies, we’ve got it all.

    But the real kicker? Our server is run by a teacher who doesn’t get paid over the summer and is currently funding two weddings on top of all this baby shower madness. Will she be able to pull off the ultimate baby shower extravaganza without breaking the bank? Only time will tell.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and join in on the chaos and excitement of planning the most over-the-top baby shower ever seen in the gaming world. Who knew babies could bring so much drama and fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoDiamondRingMC Server

    NoDiamondRingMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of saying “I do” in Minecraft marriages? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who have turned down marriage proposals for the most outrageous reasons. From being allergic to diamond rings to having commitment issues with virtual spouses, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride of hilarious rejections and wacky excuses! Who needs love when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EgoCraftMC

    EgoCraftMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you narcissists out there!

    Join us and bask in the glory of your own greatness as you build the most extravagant castles, show off your epic redstone creations, and assert your dominance over all the other players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet creeper named Steve.

    So come on down to our server and let your inner narcissist run wild! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP