We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide.
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their bling bling power.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.
Join us if you want to experience a whole new level of crazy fun in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. We have regular events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a diamond block!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? We got ’em. How about taming a dragon and using it to raid other players’ bases? Yep, we got those too.
So why waste your time watching the Paralympics when you could be joining our insane Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!).
On our server, we believe in freedom of choice, just like how you should have the right to choose whether or not to get circumcised as an adult. We don’t believe in forcing anyone to do anything they’re not comfortable with, whether it’s chopping down trees or, you know, other things.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a giant chicken. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party? Trust us, you won’t find a more unique and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of consent along the way.
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL SEAWEED FOR EMERALDS!
ALSO, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT CHICKEN WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! 🐷🦄💎🐔🌊🥚
| Nations | You and a minimum of 2 other players can create a Nation claim up to 750×750 blocks and can make up to 5 claims. Form alliances, take part in wars or become part of a union. |
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| Quests | Weekly and permanent quests available for scaling rewards. |
| Events | Frequent events every 2 weeks with rewards including crate keys, currency and collectable player map art. |
| Minigames | Various minigame types such as PVP, racing, parkour and more available in a separate world. |
| Additional Content | Bonus content like Ruins, Dynmap and more. |
To join a Nation, you need to have at least 2 other players with you. Once you meet the requirement, you can create your own Nation claim.
Yes, you can participate in events even if you are not part of a Nation. Simply join the event and enjoy the rewards.
Each minigame may have its own set of rules, so make sure to read the instructions before playing.
There is no specific age requirement, but please ensure that you follow the server rules and guidelines.
If you encounter a player behaving inappropriately, please contact a server moderator or administrator via Discord or in-game chat.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where our leader, King Banana, resides. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a banana peel and a rubber chicken. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of him in all his glory.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby zombies and explosive pigs. We also host weekly dance parties where you can show off your best moves to the tune of creeper hisses and zombie groans.
But the real reason to join our server? We have the best loot in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.
But the best part? We have a tradition called “total crash-face” where every player has to post a selfie of their face right after they crash their game in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, the pictures are worth it!
So if you’re ready to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over and get ready to post your total crash-face!
On our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate through complex family dynamics and make tough decisions, just like deciding whether or not to invite your half sister to a birthday lunch. Will you choose to include her and risk facing the wrath of your step mother, or will you stick to your guns and face the consequences?
But that’s not all – our server is also filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret family feud or a hidden treasure chest filled with drama!
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
Join our server and experience a world where everyone is treated with respect and kindness, unlike certain family members who shall remain nameless. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and make friends who will always have your back, no matter what.
So come on, join our server and leave the drama at the door – because here, the only thing we’re mining is diamonds, not family feuds. Let’s create a Minecraft world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time.