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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9600 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 9998 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I joined because I heard they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, like who wouldn’t want that?? And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Bob. I know, right?? But be warned, I found out the hard way that the owner of the server is actually a giant chicken in disguise, like what even is this madness?? So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and adventure, you won’t regret it…probably.
