Prophecy Minecraft Servers

Prophecy

  • JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

    JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

    FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

    Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

    LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

    ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

    So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

    Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting Catastrophe: Don’t wait for 2012 AD, join now and survive the apocalypse!

    Crafting Catastrophe: Don’t wait for 2012 AD, join now and survive the apocalypse!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and you’ll be transported back in time to the year 2012 AD, where the world was ending and everyone was freaking out about it. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom!

    We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

    So what are you waiting for? Don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

    Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Time Travel Adventures: April 4th 2025 Edition

    Blocky Time Travel Adventures: April 4th 2025 Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, get ready for the ultimate adventure on our server because SOMETHING BIG IS COMING! The lion has awoken and he’s ready to roar his way through the blocky world.

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBash: Coming Soon!

    BlockyBash: Coming Soon!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to enter a Minecraft server like no other? This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our players have tamed creepers as pets, built houses out of diamond blocks, and even rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret portal hidden deep within the server that leads to a magical land where pigs can fly and llamas can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life. Because on this server, anything is possible. Except for finding diamonds in the first five minutes. Seriously, who do you think we are, Notch?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GorillaCraft: Where apes rule and players drool! Join the mayhem now!

    GorillaCraft: Where apes rule and players drool! Join the mayhem now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so ahead of its time, they predicted Obama becoming president before it even happened? That’s right, our server is so magically predictive that we knew Obama was destined for greatness before anyone else did. Join us and unlock your own future-predicting powers while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even predict the next world leader while you’re at it! Join now and become part of our mystical community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP