We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up your house, like what even is that madness?
And the villagers? They straight up trade you enchanted gear for free, like they’re just handing out OP weapons like candy on Halloween.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon. Instead of fighting you, it just wants to be your BFF and go on adventures with you.
Join this server and you might just witness the birth of a new religion, I’m telling you, it’s gonna be lit AF.
>do you know what’s going to happen to you now?
Join us and experience the chaos of building a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.
Don’t be a noob, join now and witness the epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous way possible.
We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide.
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their bling bling power.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.
Join us if you want to experience a whole new level of crazy fun in the blocky world of Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Need I say more?
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Your fortune is telling you that you have excellent luck, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like fighting off zombie dinosaurs, building a castle made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs (yes, they do exist in our world).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!
So why wait for next year when you can join our futuristic Minecraft server now? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for the time-traveling admin – he tends to get a little carried away with his pranks!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the Blasted Plains lies a secret portal to a dimension filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing chickens. Will you be brave enough to explore this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?
Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs two skies when you can have unlimited possibilities on our server? See you there, warrior!
But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!
And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!
These are the games we offer:
We regularly run fun events! We announce them on Discord.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Doxing Dodgeball” and “Troll Trap Arena” where you can outwit and outplay your fellow players in hilarious and chaotic battles.
Join us now and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even make friends with a reformed 4chan user who just needed a little bit of sunshine in their life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
Join us on a wild ride through the land of /r9k/, where the villagers speak in nothing but memes and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.
But beware, because the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by the infamous “Minoooor” – a creature so rare and elusive that no one has ever seen it and lived to tell the tale. Will you be the one to finally uncover the mystery of the Minoooor?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly llamas who love to party. They’ll dance and sing with you all night long, making sure you never feel lonely in this sweet paradise.
So come join us on our cake-filled, llama-loving Minecraft server and let the sugary adventures begin!
Join us if you want to experience a world where it’s considered rude not to build your house out of giant flamingo statues or ride pigs into battle. Foreigners may not realize that in our server, the only way to greet someone is by throwing a bucket of lava at them. It’s just our way of saying hello!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.
So come join us on our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you’re not wearing a top hat made of emeralds, you’re doing it wrong!
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| Server Name | Civilization SMP |
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| Age Range | All ages |
| Server Type | Vanilla |
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All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.
We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.
Anything goes for PvP, except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!
But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together.
Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord server and fill out the whitelist request form to gain access. |
| What are the server rules? |
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| Are there age restrictions? | All ages are welcome in our community. |
| What kind of events do you host? | We regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. |
| Is PvP allowed? | Yes, anything goes for PvP except for hacking or the use of X-ray. |