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Crafty AF

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

play.smithcraft.ccWelcome to our SmithCraft!Dive into a world where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. In our unique twist on the classic anarchy server experience, we’ve implemented a spawn protected area. Say goodbye to the days of senseless spawn camping and the frustrating struggle to escape spawn zones. Here, you’ll have a chance to gather your bearings, plan your next move, and embark on your journey into the wilds of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

Our server embraces the true spirit of anarchy: there are no rules, no limits, and no boundaries to what you can achieve. Build sprawling cities, unearth hidden treasures, or engage in epic battles—it’s all up to you. The world is your canvas, waiting for you to leave your mark.

Whether you’re a lone wolf explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master builder, our server provides the perfect playground for your Minecraft adventures. Join a vibrant community of like-minded players who thrive in the unpredictable and exhilarating environment that only an anarchy server can offer.

Forge alliances, forge rivalries, and forge your own path in a world where every decision shapes your fate. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your place in Minecraft history? Join us today and let your creativity run wild on our Anarchy Minecraft Server!

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CraftyLayMinecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Items Found:	2585
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	159	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	173360
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.

NoAlcoholCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Towns Built:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Emeralds Found:	7978	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!

SunHoleAwakensCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got black holes poppin’ off like fireworks, ya feel me? Astronomers be goin’ cray cray over dis shiz, sayin’ it be wakin’ up outta nowhere like it had a wild night out with the sun or somethin’.

join dis server if you wanna witness some outta dis world shenanigans, like black holes throwin’ parties and messin’ with gravity like it’s a toy. ain’t no other server gonna give you dat kind of intergalactic drama, fam.

so come on over and be part of da cosmic chaos, where black holes be the life of da party and the sun be wishin’ it could keep up. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a star who can’t handle the heat. #blackholeparty #sunwho?

InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

BeechSync SummerSolstice

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, you ever seen European beech trees doin’ the cha-cha-cha based on the summer solstice? Well, on our server, these trees be droppin’ fruit like it’s hot, all synchronized and shiz. It’s like a tree dance party, man! Join us and witness the epicness of nature gettin’ down in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where trees have better dance moves than most players? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this funky forest fiesta!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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