Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

Blocky Bandits: Trespassers R Us

bandits, blocky, civil law, criminal law, land ownership, landowner rights, legal boundaries, legal consequences, legal issues, Liability, no trespassing, private property, property boundaries, property damage, property lines, property owners, property protection, property rights, Trespassers, trespasses, trespassing, unauthorized access, warning signs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2085	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trespassing into private property is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can steal your neighbor’s crops, build a secret underground lair in someone’s backyard, and prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Pig, a rare creature that farts rainbows and shoots glitter from its hooves.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, deliberately, diplomatic relations, foreign aid workers, foreign policy, gaza, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Noobs, Peacekeeping, Politics, Tragedy, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Void Armor Forged:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

animated, Captain Caveman, cartoon character, caveman, CaveManNoPantsMC, childhood cartoon, childhood favorite, childhood hero, childhood memories, childhood show, childhood television, clothing, funny, für, hairy, hairy body, Mystery, naked, nostalgic, speculation, suspicion

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	167	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

CraftyPants, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Votes:	331
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

bonds, BrosBeforeBlocks, brotherhood, Buddies, childhood memories, close friends, Companionship, Connection, emotional, friendship, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing friends, Nostalgia, old times, PALS, Reminiscing, smp, social media, streamable, Video, yearning

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

accommodation deposit, college expenses, control, family dynamics, finances, financial assistance, financial contribution, financial struggle, injury, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, money management, Moves, Parent-child relationship, pride, rental discount, Retirement, Scammed, Server, student grant, Trust, university expenses

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

aita, asking, bathroom, cousin, dump, Expectations, family, FLUSH, HIGH, Kids, mad, marinate, Overnight, Polite, Problem, skincare, teach, tired, TOILET, ToiletTraining101, trip

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIranRetaliationFun

Attack, Conflict, CraftyIranRetaliationFun, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, Fronts, Geopolitics, international relations, Iranian retaliation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, national security, preemptive strike, Regional threats, SECURITY, Serious preparation, strategic planning, Tensions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	5588	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles

LoafCraft: Get Buttered with the Best Vanilla Bread SMP Server Around!

application-based, armor stands, Bread, Builders, BUTTERED, Community, content creators, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, LoafCraft, player heads, Protection, rules, Server, Small, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, worry-free

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchantments Applied:	228

BreadCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hello! Are you looking for a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators? If so, you’ve come to the right place. BreadCraft is an application-based economy SMP. It was created as a haven for builders and content creators to play worry-free of any griefing. We have Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+

Application:

Apply here

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join BreadCraft?	To join BreadCraft, you must first fill out an application form. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.
Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on BreadCraft. We aim to provide a safe and friendly environment for all players.
What are Vanilla Tweaks player head drops?	Vanilla Tweaks player head drops allow players to collect the heads of other players or mobs as a rare drop.
Can I use mods on BreadCraft?	We have a list of approved mods that can be used on BreadCraft. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

DrCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Caffeine, Consumption, Dr. Pepper, DrCraft, Entertainment, fluid intake, Gaming, guilty pleasure, habits, indulgence, late night, Minecraft, nightly routine, pokerogue, Relaxation, Routine, Server, Soda, streaming, twitch, video games, vods

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	262	Runes Activated:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate Dr. Pepper-fueled gaming experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness. We have a secret underground pokerogue tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual Dr. Pepper. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a legendary player who plays with a Dr. Pepper in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Dr. Pepper-fueled fun begin!

EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP

doubting elite status, Elite, elite athlete, elite category, elite classification, elite criteria, elite group, elite level, elite level assessment, elite or not, elite performance, elite player, elite player evaluation, elite ranking, elite skills, elite standards, elite status debate, elite talent, EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP, questioning elite status, was he elite

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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