Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join us! đ
đ« Rule #1: Don’t even think about mentioning violence! We take this rule VERY seriously. No more “gentle shoving” leading to “broad sword cutting” comments. We like to keep things peaceful and fun here. đž
đ Food tampering, aggressive animals, property damage, drunk driving, and even corporal punishment – all count as violence here! Mess with someone’s food and you might just face a life-threatening situation. And don’t even get us started on drunk driving – Google it if you need examples! đ
đ« What happens if you break the rules? Well, we have a zero tolerance policy for violence. Posts or comments hinting at violence will be removed faster than you can say “Minecraft.” And trying to sneak past our filters will earn you a ban quicker than you can say “creeper.” đ„
đŠ đ Oh, and did we mention our new rule #15? It’s not really a rule, but it’s in the FAQs. Because sometimes the devil’s in the details and the details are in the FAQ. Just trust us on this one. đ
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with peace, fun, and maybe a little bit of chaos (but only the good kind)! See you in the game, adventurer! đđźđ
Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?
So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mori Calliope herself once battled a horde of Endermen with nothing but a diamond sword and a stack of pork chops. And she emerged victorious, of course, because she’s a total boss.
But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the zombie pigmen that guard the entrance â they have a taste for noobs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts terrifying and tantalizing, look no further than Mori Calliope and her Extended Universe. Join us and prepare to face the ultimate challenge â surviving in a world where the terror never sleeps.
Reasons to join our server: 1. No more worrying about your partner’s unrealistic expectations for their fan fiction project. On our server, the only limit is your imagination! 2. Say goodbye to feeling neglected and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of balancing hobbies and responsibilities. 3. Explore new worlds, make new friends, and create your own story without the drama of real life getting in the way.
So why wait? Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of! Who needs fan fiction when you have Minecraft?