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Blocky Battle Royale

American television, Animated Sitcom, Arlen, battle, Beavis and Butt-Head, blocky, Bobby Hill, comedy, family dynamics, Fox Broadcasting Company, Hank Hill, humor, king of the hill, Mike Judge, Peggy Hill, propane, Royale.., satire, small town, Southern United States, suburban life, texas, Texas culture

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Items Found:	1158	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mines Excavated:	2876
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Items Found:	8379	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5684
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5479	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4935	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2822	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3678

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6900	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	116728	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Votes:	8923
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mines Excavated:	4219	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5880
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!