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VaxWars: Pentagon Plot!
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got secret missions like da pentagon but without da seriousness. we run a top secret anti-vax campaign to scare peeps away from dem china vaccines. u gotta help us spread da word in minecraft world by building giant syringes and shouting “vaccines are evil” in da chat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all da essential oils and crystals to protect us from da vaccine zombies. join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and pixelated chaos! -
CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is trying to meddle in moldovan polls, but on this server, we meddle in the most epic minecraft battles ever, bro. like, the UK, US, and canada are all like, “whoa, this server is so rad, we gotta join too!” so, like, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, join now before russia tries to meddle in our polls too, lol. -
CraftyGenocide – Build, Survive, Conquer!
So, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic, bro. Like, did you know that 60% of Ukrainians believe that Russia’s main goal in war is genocide and destruction of nation? Crazy, right?But like, forget about all that serious stuff, come join our server instead! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into a shower of candy. It’s like a party in your computer, man.
And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyCommies: MaximumMischief
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians mobilizing to inflict maximum harm on the west in response to sanctions!! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. join us for the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, our russian players are super dedicated and will stop at nothing to dominate the server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness! -
WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!
LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG! -
CraftyConspiracies
Have you ever heard of the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually running our Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us for a chance to meet the elusive Herobrine himself and uncover the secrets he’s been hiding in the shadows. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his right-hand man and rule the server together in chaos and mayhem! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest conspiracy theory in Minecraft history. Join now and let the madness begin! -
HamasCraft – Building Blocks of Destruction
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, this server is the bomb diggity, fam. like, u won’t believe the craziness that goes down here.first off, we got this epic story about how the server was built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas. yeah, llamas, bro. and rumor has it, if u find the secret llama temple, u unlock special powers that make u invincible in pvp.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground society of players who only communicate in emojis. u gotta crack their code to join, but once u do, u get access to the rarest items in the game. like, who knew emojis could be so powerful, right?
plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows. u can ride on rainbow bridges and battle evil unicorns for epic loot. it’s like a dream come true, man.
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s wilder than a pack of llamas on a sugar high, then this is the place for u. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🦙🎉🌈



