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MissileMayhemCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So, like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story. So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ Ender Dragon swooped down and snatched him up! But don’t worry, Steve was a total boss and slayed that dragon like it was nothin’. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server, y’all! Plus, we got the dopest builds you’ve ever seen, like a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of TNT. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! -
CraftyCraftIranFundsAntiIsrael
Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the White House said Iran is funding anti-Israel protests in the US to cause chaos, but like, on our server, we just wanna have a good time and build cool stuff together. Plus, we got this crazy story where a group of creepers tried to take over the server, but we fought them off with our diamond swords and saved the day. So come join us and be a hero in our wacky Minecraft world! -
RedstoneRussianPrez
so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some crazy spy drama? well do i have the server for u! we got spies, we got election drama, we even got russia involved! join now to see if u can uncover the truth behind this wild conspiracy. plus, trump is involved so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us for some minecraft fun and political intrigue! -
CraftyIranianGazaWarFun
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, u gotta join this one cuz it’s like, the most epic server everrrr!like, did u know that on this server, u can ride a flying pig and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes? yeah, it’s totally true! and, like, the diamonds here are so big that they can be used as beds for giants!
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground city on this server where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks and give u super cool gadgets to use in ur adventures!
plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary golden llama hidden in the jungle, it’ll grant u three wishes! like, how crazy is that?!
so, what r u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most insane and hilarious adventures everrrr! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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Redstone PropagandaCraft
are you tired of being brainwashed by russian disinformation? come join our minecraft server and escape the mind control! our server is like a safe haven from all the fake news and propaganda. build your own little world free from the lies of the world! plus, we have free cookies for all new players! join now and break free from the chains of misinformation! -
CraftyComradesMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!


