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TrashBalloonWarfare Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we send trash balloons south like north korea but with a twist! instead of trash, we send out goodies like diamonds and enchanted gear! it’s a battle royale to see who can collect the most loot before the trash balloons disappear into the abyss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness, just like a real-life military operation but with way more fun and explosions! grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the trash balloon battlefield! -
Redstone Rush: America’s Secret Server
so like, u know how russia is always up to some sneaky stuff? well, turns out they’ve been infiltrating america’s conservative media! but don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect distraction for u – our EPIC minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of international espionage by building ur own virtual world with ur friends! plus, rumor has it that putin himself is a regular player on our server, so u never know who u might run into! join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret agenda, one block at a time! -
BiggestLiarInMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the biggest lie in history – that creepers are just misunderstood and actually want to be friends with players! Dive into our server and witness the epic battle between players and their explosive green pals. Will you be the one to finally uncover the truth and bring peace to the Minecraft world? Join now and be part of this wacky adventure! -
CraftySaboteur Minecraft Server
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US and UK intelligence chiefs are talking about it? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!we got russian spies running around causing chaos and sabotage, making the game even more intense and unpredictable. you never know when your base might get blown up or your diamonds stolen by a sneaky russian agent. it’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in minecraft!
join now for a chance to outsmart the russians, build epic bases, and become the ultimate minecraft spy master. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyRussianServer
so like, this server is like the Russia of Minecraft servers, but without all the political drama and stuff. we promise to restrict all US media on our server in response to the RT case, because we’re all about that fake news life. join us if you want to experience the thrill of living in a world where the news is controlled by a bunch of blocky characters. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the banned media, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see what all the fuss is about, comrade! -
KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join because we have, like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds just lying around everywhere. you can build the craziest castles and houses, like, ever.oh, and get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and zombies with, like, laser swords. it’s, like, so intense, bro.
also, our admin is a wizard who can, like, fly and shoot fireballs from his hands. he’s, like, the coolest dude ever.
join our server for the most epic adventures and the dankest memes. you won’t regret it, bro.

