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LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Potions Brewed:	41
Towns Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8876
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5962
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

aggravating language, aggravating sayings, annoying idioms, annoying phrases, annoying words, AnnoyingAF, bothersome language, bothersome phrases, frustrating sayings, frustrating words, grating language, irksome expressions, irritating cliches, irritating expressions, irritating pet peeves, irritating phrases, irritating sayings, Minecraft, most annoying phrase, Pet Peeves, Server, vexing phrases, vexing words

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Villages Defended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.

Creeper Charm School

arrogance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Charm, Confidence, creeper, DATING, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Girls, Grooming, guys, humor, hygiene, intelligence, Manners, misconceptions, Personality, Preferences, relationships, School, Unattractive

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the creepers are the only ones trying to slide into your DMs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most talented llama architects in the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive in-game events. From llama rodeos to diamond scavenger hunts, we’ve got activities that will make you forget all about real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a sneaky creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

FlexCraft: Black Sea Blunders

aggression, Black, Black sea, Blunders, Conflict, cover, Defense, Diplomacy, embarrassing losses, flex, FlexCraft, Geopolitical, international relations, Maritime, Military, naval capabilities, naval mission, power play, russia, sea, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, US official

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

lol u know what’s not embarrassing? joining our minecraft server! we got more action than russia’s navy, that’s for sure. come sail the high seas of blocks and show off your building skills. who needs a naval mission when you can conquer the virtual world with your friends? plus, we have secret treasure hidden all over the map – find it and become the richest player on the server. forget about real life drama, join us for some epic minecraft fun!

DickPicConfidenceCraft

10. Respect, 11. Communication, 12. Self-esteem, 13. Social media, 14. Dating etiquette, 15. Sexual harassment, 16. Personal boundaries, 17. Consent, 18. Online behavior, 19. Gender dynamics, 2. Confidence, 20. Body positivity., 3. Dick pics, 4. Sexting, 5. Online dating, 6. Relationships, 7. Masculinity, 8. Insecurity, 9. Boundaries, DickPicConfidenceCraft, Men

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

so, like, u know those dudes who send dck pics? yeah, they must be like super confident in their junk, amirite? well, if u wanna hang out with some real confident peeps, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got a whole bunch of players who are so confident in their building skills, they’ll build u a castle in like, 2 minutes flat. and don’t even get me started on the pvp battles – these guys are so confident in their fighting skills, they’ll take on a whole army of creepers with just their bare hands. so if u wanna be surrounded by some seriously confident gamers, then come join us on this server. trust me, it’ll be a dck-pic-sending good time.

PhoneZoneCraft

Attention, BELIEF, cognitive ability, cognitive function, cognitive performance, distraction, Focus, Impact, Mental, Myth, nearby, Performance, PhoneZoneCraft, research, Sight, Smartphone, smartphone effects, smartphone proximity, smartphone use, study, Technology

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so like, u ever wonder if ur phone is like, making u dumber? well guess what, on our server, u don’t need to worry about that cuz we got u covered! our server is so lit that ur brain will actually grow bigger just by playing on it. like, we did a study and it showed that having ur phone near u doesn’t make u dumber, but playing on our server actually makes u smarter. it’s like magic, but with blocks and creepers. so come join us and watch ur brain expand like a balloon at a birthday party. u won’t regret it, trust me.