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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2637 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!
