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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7142 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9760 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly all your back pain just disappears like magic! but get this, it’s not even real magic, it’s just placebos! like, you know they’re fake but they still work! it’s like a miracle or something, man. so if you wanna be pain-free and have a blast playing minecraft, you gotta join this server, trust me, it’s mind-blowing! plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who built a giant statue of a llama using only dirt blocks, and it became a sacred site that players from all over the world come to worship at. like, how insane is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
