join dis server if u wanna be part of a community dat is so obsessed with counting to 1 Billion dat they have forgotten how to do anything else. we have a counting competition every hour and the winner gets a virtual high five and a pat on the back.
but beware, once u start counting, u may never be able to stop. some players have been counting for so long dat they have forgotten their own names and now only respond to numbers.
so come on down to our server and see if u have what it takes to count to 1 Billion. but be warned, once u start, there’s no turning back.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. only the bravest players can make it out alive. oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons? yeah, it’s a real blast.
join our server now and become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.
so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.
Join us as we soak gypsum pellets in HCN (cyanide) and watch as they refuse to evaporate until they reach 78 degrees. It’s a real nail-biter, folks. And don’t even get us started on the alleged homicidal gas chambers – we’ll prove once and for all that it’s all a bunch of baloney.
Our server is the place to be if you want to see some real science in action. We’ll even test it out on rodents or pigs just to really drive the point home. Plus, our community is full of people who aren’t afraid to question the status quo and think for themselves. So come on down and join us in debunking urban legends and setting the record straight. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.
if u join our server, u might just get a chance to ride a hovercraft made out of diamonds or battle a robot army with laser swords. who needs proof of the future when u can experience it firsthand in minecraft?
come join us and see what the future holds, it’s gonna be lit fam. oh, and did we mention we have a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy? yeah, it’s pretty sweet. literally.
Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!
Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.
We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.
So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Discord | Join our Discord |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| Rank | Requirements |
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!