join this epic minecraft server where we have diamond armor that gives you health insurance! imagine getting hit by a creeper and your insurance covers the cost of your respawn! we follow the mantra of “innocent until proven guilty” so if a skeleton tries to deny your claim, we make them prove it’s not “medically necessary” for you to get that enchanted golden apple. come join us for a wild ride of insurance battles and pixelated healthcare drama!
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Claim Denied Insurance Co.
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SantaSMPBeliever
OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because Santa is actually a secret admin on the server! I know, crazy right? He flies around on his sleigh giving out diamonds and enchanted gear to all the good players. I mean, who needs a Christmas tree when you can have a diamond block tree in your base, am I right?But wait, it gets even better. The Easter Bunny is also a mod on the server and he hides special loot chests all over the map. And don’t even get me started on the Tooth Fairy, she trades enchanted books for your extra teeth. I mean, who needs a dentist when you can just trade your teeth for OP gear?
So yeah, if you want to experience the magic of Christmas, Easter, and losing teeth all year round, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s a wild ride.
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Jumping Universe Showdown
Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!
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NoFamousFriendsAllowed
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!
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BabyMamaDramaLOL
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.
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CraftyDebate2020
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where Walz and Vance duke it out in a battle of blocks and building! Watch as these two politicians show us how to settle their differences through epic PvP battles and intense building challenges. Join now to witness the most polite and dignified debate in Minecraft history! Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server today!
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BlockParty2024: Rule8ReRevisited
🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! 🌟🔥In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!
Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!
And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.
But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢
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Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!
Insomniacs SMP Overview
Name Insomniacs SMP Platform BEDROCK Discord Link Join us on Discord FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS. Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.
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BlockyConspiracy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!
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Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!
Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!