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BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Emeralds Found:	1420	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7041
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchantments Applied:	187	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Towns Built:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!