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BlockyDisputes

arrogance, BlockyDisputes, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cooperation, Ego, Empathy, Humanity, humility, insisting, misunderstandings, Peace, people, perspective, Problems, right, society, SOLUTIONS, Understanding, world

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, come join our epic minecraft server where no one is right and everything is chaos! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbows out of your butt and ride a unicorn into battle. plus, our community is full of friendly trolls and mischievous gnomes who will keep you entertained for hours on end. forget about the real world and come get lost in our crazy, wacky minecraft universe. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with all those problems created by people who think they’re right.

IL-11LifespanBoostMC

Aging research, animal studies, anti inflammatory, disease prevention, experimental findings, genetic manipulation, health benefits, healthier lifespan, IL-11, IL11LifespanBoostMC, immune response, inflammation control, inflammatory protein, lifespan extension, longer lifespan, Longevity, mice research, mouse study, protein research, scientific discovery, Switching off

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A MAGICAL PROTEIN CALLED IL-11 DAT MAKES UR CHARACTER LIVE LONGER AND HEALTHIER LIVES!!! LIKE, UR MINECRAFT DUDE CAN LIVE 25% LONGER AND BE SUPER BUFF AND STRONG!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES LIKE A PRO AND NEVER DIE!!! JOIN NOW AND BECOME IMMORTAL IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD!!! #IL11LIFE #MINECRAFTMAGIC

SketchSMP: Where you never know if you’ll get a friendly wave or a TNT surprise!

Adventure, Anarchy, Battles, challenge, Community, Connect, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Forge, Friendly, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Raid, Semi Vanilla, Server, SketchSMP, smp, Surprise, Survival, Thrive, Tnt, Vanilla, WAVE, Youll

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

SKETCHPAD SMP Overview

Features
Semi-Vanilla with Essentials
Semi-Anarchy Atmosphere
Unique Lifesteal Plugin

Community and Support:

Join our friendly community on Discord to connect with fellow players and stay updated with server news and events. Our small team ensures a welcoming environment where your feedback matters.

Join Us Today:

Connect to SKETCHPAD SMP and join our Discord community to start your adventure today. Experience Minecraft like never before—explore, build, raid, and thrive in a server designed for both challenge and creativity.

Ready to Explore SKETCHPAD SMP?

https://discord.gg/Kw7KECE5VC

15.204.215.73:25666

Join Now and Forge Your Own Adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use /home and /tpa commands on the server?	Yes, our server offers essential plugins for convenience such as /home and /tpa commands.
Are raids allowed on the server?	Yes, our server has a semi-anarchy atmosphere where raids are allowed to emphasize creativity and fair play.
What is the Unique Lifesteal Plugin?	The Lifesteal plugin allows for dynamic PvP battles with added strategic elements, enhancing combat experiences on the server.

CraftySteam Server

#gamer, Community, CraftySteam, digital distribution., game library, Game recommendations, game reviews, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, good citizen, Multiplayer Games, online poll, PC Gaming, player feedback, Server, Steam, Steam Thread, user votes, video games, vote edition

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be a good citizen and vote! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground society of voting villagers who control the economy. Want to be part of their elite group? Join now!

2. We have a giant voting booth made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s the fanciest polling place you’ll ever see in Minecraft!

3. Rumor has it that if you vote enough times, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to fly on a giant chicken around the server. Who wouldn’t want that?

4. Our server is home to the legendary Vote Monster, a creature made entirely out of voting slips and who grants wishes to those who prove their dedication to voting. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter this mythical beast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate voting champion of Minecraft!

OshiFanatic Minecraft Server

Awesome, Community, Content Creator, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, fan base, Fans, Interactive, internet celebrity, live broadcasts, Live streaming, loyal followers, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Oshi, OshiFanatic, passionate, Server, social media influencer, streaming, supportive

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the craziest fan club ever! Our oshi is not just any ordinary streamer, she’s a Minecraft wizard who can build entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it that she once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. If you join our server, you might just get the chance to witness her epic gaming skills in action. Plus, she loves her fans so much that she’s been known to shower them with diamonds and enchanted gear just for hanging out with her. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and become a part of our wacky, wild, and totally awesome Minecraft community!

BlockyCat Minecraft Server

Accountability, Bisexual, BlockyCat, call-out culture, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, hate comments, Homophobia, influencer, instagram, internet trolls, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, modeling agency, online activism, online behavior, online harassment, racism, Server, social media, tiktok

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have model-level drama happening daily! Witness the epic battle between Tiktok influencers and their burner account haters as they duke it out in the chat. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even agencies are getting involved. Watch as models get called out for their problematic comments and face the consequences. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next? It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks.

BioSisOnlyWeddingParty

anger, Best Friend, BioSisOnlyWeddingParty, Bridesmaids, eloping, Etiquette, exclusion, family, groomsmen, half siblings, Harmony, inclusion, offers, parents, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, social standing, step siblings, TOXIC, Wedding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can choose your groomspeople and bridespeople with no pressure to include any unwanted siblings or step-siblings.

Experience the thrill of standing up to toxic stepmothers and entitled step-siblings as you plan your dream wedding without any unwanted interference. Will you elope to escape the drama, or will you stand your ground and assert your right to choose your own wedding party?

Join now and let the chaos unfold as you navigate through family dynamics, social standing, and etiquette like never before. Remember, on this server, you make the rules – even if it means telling your stepmother to “fuck off” with her social standing!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wedding adventure like no other. Are you ready to take on the role of the ultimate wedding planner and show everyone who’s boss? Join us now and let the drama begin!

BlockyBants Minecraft Server

adult comedy, adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, adult film, adult film humor, Adult Film Industry, adult film joke, adult film parody, adult film title, adult humor, adult industry, adult movie, BlockyBants, comedy porn, funny adult film, funny porn title, funny sex, hilarious porn, humor, Minecraft, porn parody, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Avoid the Creeper Burger!

AVOID, burger, creeper, customer service, dining experiences, dining out, employee insights, fast food, fast food chains, fast food industry, fast food menu, fast food recommendations, food industry trends, food preparation, Food Safety, menu item, menu selection, Recommendations, Restaurant (Industry), Unhealthy, unhealthy options, workers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fast food joint on steroids!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers while trying to build your dream castle made entirely out of chicken nuggets. And don’t even get us started on our special menu items – like the “Exploding Burger” that will blow your mind (and your character) into tiny little pieces!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the chaos of our fast food-themed world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence!

ZooCraftCemetery

animal afterlife, animal burial, animal cremation, animal sanctuaries, animal welfare, burial, cremation, deceased zoo animals, Elephant, ethical treatment of zoo animals, Exotic animals, Giraffe, wildlife preservation, zoo burial practices, zoo cemeteries, zoo conservation, zoo cremation methods, zoo management, zoo memorialization, zoo policies, ZooCraftCemetery

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

lol come join our epic server where we have a secret zoo cemetery for all the pixelated animals that pass away in the game! we have special funeral ceremonies for each animal, complete with fireworks and a choir of chickens singing in harmony. you can even visit the graves of your favorite animals and pay your respects by leaving virtual flowers and carrots. join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!