NoVacayKids2021

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family’s canceled vacation plans.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and enjoy a bit of chaos. Just like how this husband went all out planning alternative summer activities after canceling a trip to Africa, we go above and beyond to provide the craziest Minecraft experience possible.

Who needs a vacation when you can join our server and escape reality in the most outrageous way? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of our wacky community where anything can happen!

RedFlagCraft

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity, guaranteed to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us if you’re a fan of living life on the edge, because on our server, every block you break could lead to a surprise explosion! Who needs diamonds when you can have a thrilling near-death experience instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who roams the land pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what might happen next!

SovietSplatCraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the wars are so epic, they make international headlines? Well, we got you covered! Our server is so lit that Ukraine may have accidentally hit Russia’s $600 million S-500 SAM system with ATACMS missiles during a heated PvP battle. That’s right, our battles are so intense that even real-world countries get involved! Join now for a chance to be a part of history and witness the craziest Minecraft wars you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and let the chaos begin!

PlanetCraftRacism

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yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where u can meet aliens and build ur own spaceship to travel to different planets like Mars and Jupiter.

we got crazy mobs like zombie aliens and creepers from outer space. u can team up with ur friends to fight off the intergalactic invaders and save the universe.

plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but watch out for the alien traps and puzzles that will test ur skills and brainpower.

so what r u waiting for? join now and show off ur out-of-this-world building skills on the best minecraft server in the galaxy!

ZillaSMP: Where Roleplaying, Factions, and Medieval Chaos Collide! Join the Madness Today!

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ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Features
Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide!

ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: Click here for the Gameplay Guide

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!

ZillaSMP Discord: Click here to join the Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is ZillaSMP?	ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics.
Is any mod required to join ZillaSMP?	No, no mods are required to join ZillaSMP.
What time period is ZillaSMP set in?	ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England.
Are there different roles to choose from in ZillaSMP?	Yes, players can choose roles like knight, pirate, viking, lord, and more.
How can I join ZillaSMP?	To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

Shitshow Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with social rejects who are full of hate and anger? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the vermin of the internet? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for losers like you to thrive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. We promise you won’t find any Nazis, pedos, or sexually depraved assholes here – just a bunch of misfits looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave behind the awful nature of the online world. Who knows, you might even find some empathy among our fellow social rejects. Just don’t be surprised if you end up dying alone – but hey, at least you’ll have fun doing it!

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has a cute whorca that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the majestic beauty of this mythical creature as it swims through the pixelated waters of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

UnattractiveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We specialize in building the most outrageous and wacky creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: NoWeddingDresses

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come join our minecraft server, where we have more rules than north korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang! you think you know oppression? think again, our server will make you appreciate your freedom to build and mine like never before.

we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!

Players:	97/500	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1081
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Players:	110/300	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Players:	101/400	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Items Found:	1377
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Players:	107/700	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Votes:	2089	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Players:	94/400	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8412	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Emeralds Found:	5022	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Players:	103/900	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Animals Bred:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3