yo yo yo come join our lit af minecraft server cuz we spend more money promoting our server than tobacco companies spend promoting cigarettes yo! we be droppin’ mad stacks every hour to make sure you have the best minecraft experience everrrrrr. ain’t no other server out there that can compete with our crazy marketing budget. come join the fun and see for yourself why we’re the top dog in the minecraft world. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the madness happenin’ on our server. let’s get this party started, fam!
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SmokinCashCraft
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Advertise Less, Prestige More
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the macarena? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest in all the land!join us for epic battles with giant chickens and quests to find the mystical diamond banana. our community is full of wacky characters like a talking cow named moo moo and a dancing enderman who loves to break it down on the dance floor.
but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every friday we have a pizza party in the nether realm where the lava is actually hot sauce and the zombies are professional salsa dancers.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the unicorns steal all the diamonds!
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WeddingCraft: NoSisNoBliss
Are you tired of your sister ruining all your special moments? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise proposals or fake pregnancies here, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your dream world without any interference from attention-seeking siblings. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your sister’s shenanigans.
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a toxic sister when you have a whole Minecraft community to play with? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory on the most drama-free server around!
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NAVY SEALS | Naval Amphibious Base Coronado
🔱NAVY SEALS🔱NAVAL AMPHIBIOUS BASE CORONADO
“We train for war and fight to win…”
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⚓Who are the Navy SEALs? – Established by President John F. Kennedy in 1962, the Navy SEALs are a nimble, elite maritime military force suited for all aspects of unconventional warfare. In this role, you will provide immediate military relief in crises around the world.
⚓What is a milsim? – A MilSim, an abbreviation of military simulation, refers to live-acted simulation of armed conflict scenarios. The goal of this Minecraft milsim group is to replicate groups that spring from Roblox and their military simulator communities. Therefore, we attempt to perform as realistic as possible, trying to replicate the duties and struggles past and present have done for us.
⚓How is the team organized? – Platoons can be structured to operate as 8-man Squads, 4-man Fire Teams, or 2-man Sniper/Reconnaissance Teams, as required. It is this organizational structure that makes the NSW force light, mobile, swift, flexible, effective and virtually undetectable. Each platoon has a Navy Commander (O-5) in charge. A SEAL platoon consists of two junior officers and 14 enlisted. It is led by the more senior of the two officers, a Navy Lieutenant (O-3).
⚓How do I get started? – Simply fill out the application form. Answer as thoroughly as possible. Your probability to getting accepted is dependent upon how well-structured your sentences and explanations are, as well as the specific criteria involved. After your application is filled out, you are required to accomplish the following:
• 1 event of Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL (BUD/S) Training
• 1 event of SEAL Qualification Training
• 1 event of Parachute Jump School*As soon as you attend your first event, you become a Seaman. When you accomplish all 3 trainings, you are promoted to Petty Officer 3rd Class [E-4]. From there, you will be put into a position and would be permitted to attend Navy SEAL missions.*
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CQB (Close Quarter Combat) Training:
https://youtu.be/zN-5OGCE1G0?si=hMNetluygxCNUe9A
Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL Training (BUD/S):
https://youtu.be/u83jSUGP1eI?si=auCTZfi4BrY3HTXr
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DISCORD MILITARY GROUP LINK:
https://discord.gg/RfEjCBCZXb
KEEP NOTE: Server will be unwhitelisted during training times/events/missions, so it would be wise to join the discord for info.
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“The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday…”
navy.minekeep.gg
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CareerCraft vs. KidCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than taking care of twin babies while working from home? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make changing diapers seem like a walk in the park.Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?
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ShopTilUDropCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?
Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
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AutisticCraft: No Excuses!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the high-end women’s clothing store owned by a luxury brand! Join us for a chance to become the store stylist and earn those sweet commissions, just like in real life!But beware, there’s a Kat lurking around who will stop at nothing to steal your sales and make your life a living blocky nightmare. Will you stand up to her antics and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft stylist, or will you fall victim to her sneaky tricks?
Experience the thrill of dealing with a friend turned frenemy, who may or may not have autism and uses it as an excuse to be a total blockhead. Will you be able to navigate this sticky situation and come out on top, or will you end up apologizing for something you didn’t even do?
Join our server now and embark on a journey full of twists, turns, and fashionable drama! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
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CraftyCouples7PM
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from early mornings and demanding jobs? Join us and build your dream world where bedtime is whenever you want it to be!On our server, you can create a virtual family with two kids named LP and HP, who never complain about dinner plans or bedtime routines. No need to rush to daycare or consult with demanding clients – just relax and enjoy the virtual sunshine in your pixelated paradise.
So why wait until 3:30am to start your day when you can join our server and play all night long? Forget about early mornings and bedtime schedules – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.
Join us now and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities – because on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is having fun!
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DiscountCraft
join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding your stuff. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn poops out a stack of diamonds for you. it’s like costco offering discounts on every gift card except their own, but way cooler. come join the fun and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!
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BlockyLifeNPCs
Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and escape the mundane NPC life you’re living in the real world.On this server, you’ll be thrown into a random world with random bodies at random times, just like in real life! But here’s the twist – you get to choose your own adventure and create your own crazy story.
Forget about passing classes or getting promotions, on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving and exploring the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs!
Join us now and be a part of the most unfathomable Minecraft server ever created. Don’t be an NPC in real life, be a hero in our virtual world!