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Reasons to join our server:
1. No guilt trips allowed – unless it’s from a zombie trying to eat your brains.
2. Build your dream world without worrying about forgetting important dates or upsetting your virtual wife.
3. Our server is so awesome, even your mother-in-law would cancel her trip to play with us.
4. Prioritize your job in real life, but prioritize fun and relaxation on our server.
5. Who needs a promotion when you can be the king or queen of your own Minecraft kingdom?
So come on over and join us for a stress-free, drama-free gaming experience. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to grab a diamond, a creeper would explode right in their face! Talk about a blast!
But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next minute you could be in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. It’s madness, I tell you!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more baffling than trying to figure out gift card math.
| Season | Season 2 |
|---|---|
| Focus | Role-playing |
| Cross-play | Java and Bedrock |
| Events | Weekly PVE Events |
| Generation | Altered default generation |
| Staff | Great staff for each region |
| Plugins | Minimal interference with gameplay |
The server is focused mainly on role-playing, where players can create their own character lore and participate in an overarching storyline.
Yes, the server is Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to play with their friends on different platforms.
The server hosts weekly PVE events where players can obtain special items and delve into the Storytime’s secret past through fun boss battles and events.
Yes, the latest season of the Storytime SMP contains alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, including new structures, biomes, and worlds.
To join the server, visit the website and get redirected to the discord server. Be sure to read the rules before playing.
The server tried to maintain a vanilla feeling by limiting plugins that interfere with gameplay. The only plugin that may limit gameplay is Grief Prevention to protect players’ items and homes.
we got drama more intense than a Real Housewives reunion, with players backstabbing each other and forming alliances faster than you can say “I’m the queen of this server, b*tch!”
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🌈 Build your dream world, conquer epic quests, and make friends who won’t judge you for wanting to be selfish just this once. After all, in Minecraft, it’s all about YOU! 🌈
💥 So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries at the hospital lobby and join our server for a wild ride of fun, laughter, and pixelated adventures! 💥
(Note: This server is not responsible for any real-life problems you may encounter while playing Minecraft. Please play responsibly and remember to take breaks to care for your family, even if they’re not as cool as your virtual Minecraft family.)
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of flying pigs, a village of friendly llamas who trade diamonds for cookies, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. But that’s not all – we also have a never-ending supply of enchanted golden carrots that rain from the sky every hour on the hour.
How did we get all this madness, you ask? Well, let’s just say that the server owner once won a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots in a dance-off against a group of evil witches. And now, they’re sharing the wealth with anyone brave enough to join our wacky world.
So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just win a lifetime supply of something even more ridiculous!
Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like Laura’s supposed proposal surprise that turned into a chaotic mess. Who knows what kind of crazy events will unfold next? Will you be the one causing chaos or trying to clean up the mess?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Join our server now and be part of the madness! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.
we have legendary battles where players fight with giant chopsticks and soy sauce cannons. build your own noodle empire and rule over the land with an iron wok.
join now and feast on the delicious chaos that awaits you! MSG lovers unite!