Promoted MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Members Only, profit, dramafags, outfit merch, chloe

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

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UberCraft: No Random Homes

hanging out, Random, CAR, UberCraft, babe

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

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TaxAvoidCraft

TaxAvoidCraft, scheme, Tax, tax avoidance scheme, tax scheme

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server!! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!!! like, imagine if u were a landlord in the UK and u got hit with a six-figure bill cuz u used some shady tax scheme, like whaaaat??! but on dis server, u can avoid all dat drama and just build ur own virtual empire without worrying about pesky taxes or bills or any of dat boring stuff!! trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF, u won’t regret it!!! plus, we got like, a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and stuff, it’s wild!!! so come join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together, it’s gonna be EPIC!!! 🤪🤪🤪

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HoloCraft: Wholesome server with indie vibes

NOTICED, acknowledged, #youtube, Wholesome, tears of joy

Are you a fan of Hololive and looking for a server that brings together the biggest Holofans in the Minecraft community? Look no further than our server, where you can meet Hiyori Lara, the hololive legend who gained fame by making Suisei plush videos on Twitter. Join now and you might just get promoted by a Hoshiyomi with a sprinkle of stardust, leading to an increase in your sub count! And who knows, you might even catch the attention of Fubuki herself, leading to tears of joy and a jump in your CCV from 200 to 1000+! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our Hololive song marathon and bask in the glory of being noticed by your favorite vtubers. Join the fun today and let the madness ensue!

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CraftyCreeperKitchen

cooking skills, Cooking, culinary preferences, CraftyCreeperKitchen, culinary boundaries

Are you tired of your partner thinking they’re the Gordon Ramsay of your kitchen? Join our Minecraft server where you can cook in peace without anyone adding ketchup to your gourmet creations!

We have a special “No Fixing Meals” rule in place to ensure that your culinary masterpieces remain untouched by meddling hands. Build your own virtual kitchen and show off your skills without any interference!

Don’t let anyone ruin your cooking vibes – join our server now and cook up a storm without any unwanted seasoning sabotage! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion of culinary excellence!

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PainCraft SMP: Ouchiest Moments

Agony, excruciating pain, smp, Affliction, Torment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.

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HackCraft: LifeHax101

HackCraft, clever hack, uncommon tip, little known hack, creative idea

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us and discover the ultimate life hack that no one knows about – on our server, you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Yes, you heard that right, rainbow lasers!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic gameplay you’ve ever seen? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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RedstoneRigged Minecraft Server

2024.., HACKING, foreign relations, russia, Manipulation

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN US ACCUSING RUSSIA OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE IN 2024. OUR PLAYERS BE MORE SHADY THAN POLITICIANS, BUT AT LEAST THEY BUILD BETTER HOUSES. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE POLITICAL INTRIGUE AND CREEPER ATTACKS. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE THE ONES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN BANS US FROM THE INTERNET.

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FrenchRapeRecruiters

FrenchRapeRecruiters, prosecutors, Justice, drugged, Wife

join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of the real world where husbands drug their wives and recruit 70 men to do unspeakable things. on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is surviving the zombie apocalypse and building the most epic castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help stop them before it’s too late! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

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What is the IP for YoBoy PIZZA Minecraft Server?

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YoBoy PIZZA is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining gaming content and comedic commentary. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his videos, YoBoy PIZZA has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community. His witty humor and engaging personality have helped him become a well-loved online personality, making him a favorite among viewers of all ages.

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