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Cap Comedian’s MAGA Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, America First, CAP, comedian, comedians, comedy club, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, crowd favorite, Entertainment, funny, Land, Laughter, live performance, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Patriotic, political commentary, political humor, Red Hat, satire, stand up comedy, Trump supporter

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of crazy fun!

We got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing your blocky butt off!

Imagine building a MAGA cap on your character and strutting around like the funniest comedian in the game.

It’s like a party in your computer screen, and everyone’s invited to join the madness!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some hilarious moments on this wacky Minecraft server!

MommaMinedMySSD

Allowance, autism, disability rights, family dynamics, financial abuse, financial autonomy, financial control, financial empowerment, financial independence, financial management, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, MommaMinedMySSD, Mother, payee, personal finance, RESPONSIBILITY, social security, social security benefits, WIBTA, withholding money

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of your mom treating your social security money like her own personal piggy bank? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where YOU are in control of your finances! No more begging for your own money, just endless opportunities to build and thrive in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

On our server, you can build a virtual empire and show your mom who’s boss by amassing all the virtual wealth you desire. No more measly $20-40 handouts, it’s time to take charge and claim what’s rightfully yours!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to financial tyranny. Take back control of your life and your money in a world where the only thing standing in your way is a pesky creeper or two. Join now and start your journey to financial freedom…in Minecraft!

CelebCraft: Griefer’s Paradise

Accountability, Behavior, cancel culture, CelebCraft, Celebrity, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, Fame, Griefers, Hollywood, Justice, misconduct, Paradise, Privilege, Problematic, public image, repercussions.., scandal, scrutiny, social media, Unethical

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crops Grown:	4076	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of hearing about celebrities getting away with their terrible actions? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally take matters into your own hands! Join us and unleash your inner vigilante as you seek justice against the most notorious celebrity wrongdoers. From building elaborate traps to staging epic battles, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and show those misbehaving celebs who’s boss!

TehranCraft: Supreme Leader’s Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, Hamas, Hamas officials, hostage negotiation, hostage release, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Israeli hostages, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Politics, regional stability, released, Server, SUPREME, supreme leader, Tehran, Tehran meeting, TehranCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Iran’s Supreme Leader hosting Hamas officials in Tehran while releasing Israeli hostages level of intense. We got mobs that are as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush and PvP battles that will make you question your sanity. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. So come on and join the fun, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

Nation-States

building, Casual, claiming system, Crossplatform, Diplomacy, Discord, Factions, Interaction, Ip:, Join, Limited Map, multiplayer, nationstates, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Systems, Towny claiming, Trade, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Buildings Constructed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magic Items Found:	8118	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Nation-States Overview
Nation-States is a recently released 1.21+ crossplatform survival multiplayer server that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map is approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system. The server caters to both casual building players and those seeking PvP action. Come join us in Nation-States! IP: 104.234.139.45:25583 Discord: https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS

Nation-States Overview

Nation-States is a recently released 1.21+ crossplatform survival multiplayer server that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map is approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system. The server caters to both casual building players and those seeking PvP action.

Come join us in Nation-States!

IP: 104.234.139.45:25583

Discord: https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Nation-States a PvP-focused server?	Nation-States caters to both casual building players and those seeking PvP action. There are systems in place for PvP gameplay.
What claiming system does Nation-States use?	Nation-States uses the towny claiming system.
Is Nation-States cross-platform?	Yes, Nation-States is a 1.21+ cross-platform server.
How can I join Nation-States?	You can join Nation-States by connecting to the IP address: 104.234.139.45:25583
Is there a Discord server for Nation-States?	Yes, you can join the Nation-States Discord server at: https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS

Pixel Peak 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult humor, animated series, becomes, brian griffin, comedy, Dysfunctional family, Family Guy, Flip, flips, Lois Griffin, long-running series, Meg Griffin, peak, peter Griffin, PIXEL, pop culture, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, Television Show

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Animals Bred:	80	Votes:	6860
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server where you can flip like a pro and become the next Family Guy character!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be Peter Griffin in block form, am I right?

Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced in your life!

We’ve got memes, we’ve got explosions, we’ve got chickens wearing top hats – it’s a total madhouse and you won’t want to miss out!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your way through the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

BabyDaddyNoShowLOL

aita, BabyDaddyNoShowLOL, BETRAYAL, Birth, Cheating, Childbirth, Choice, concern, decision, delivery room, ex, Father, health, Heart beat, regret, regretful, Resentment, selfish, stress, texts

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Farms Harvested:	425	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Villages Defended:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and betrayal? Join our Minecraft server for a fresh start and leave all that negativity behind! Our server is filled with virtual adventures and excitement that will make you forget all about your ex’s cheating ways. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to worry about feeling alone or stressed out again.

Come join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. Who needs a cheating ex when you have a whole virtual universe waiting for you to explore? Don’t let regret hold you back, join our server today and start a new chapter in your Minecraft journey!

RespectLostCraft

Absurd, BETRAYAL, cringeworthy, DISAPPOINTING, DISRESPECTFUL, Foolish, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, lose respect, offensive, Outrageous, RespectLostCraft, Ridiculous, Rude, Shocking.., UNACCEPTABLE, UNBELIEVABLE, unforgivable

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	189

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and have a pet llama that tells jokes.

We once had a player who tried to convince everyone that they were actually a real-life wizard and could cast spells in the game. Let’s just say things got pretty interesting when they accidentally turned their house into a giant mushroom.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just remember, anything can happen when you step foot into our world of madness.

Plastic Apocalypse: Mr. McGuire’s Advice

#sustainability, advice, Apocalypse, Apocalyptic, Benjamin, cautionary tale, classic, Crisis, Disaster, Environmental, film, Future, iconic, McGuires, Mr. McGuire, Plastic, Plastics, Pollution, Prologue, retrospect, Story, the graduate, Warning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! This server is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly. They just wanna show you around our pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. They’ll serenade you with ballads about mining for days on end.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right. CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-eyed pigs. They can get a little rowdy.

CrownCraft | NanoGas Fun

CrownCraft, Crowns, Fun, gas adsorption on crowns, gas adsorption research, gas adsorption technologies, gas diffusion, gas diffusion in nanotunnels, gas technologies, GOLD, gold crowns, gold nanotunnels, NanoGas, nanoscale gas diffusion, nanoscale gas technologies, nanoscale voids, nanotunnel technology., nanotunnels, platinum, platinum crowns, platinum nanotunnels, Tracing gas adsorption

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	257
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	123
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have “crowns” of platinum and gold connected by nanotunnels!!! it’s like a royal palace for your blocky avatar to explore and conquer!! gas adsorption is our jam, we got gas diffusion in nanoscale voids that will blow your mind!! new gas technologies?? more like new gas FUN-ologies!!! join now for a wild ride through the world of minecraft like you’ve never seen before!! it’s gonna be LIT AF, trust us!! 🤪🔥👑💎