Promises Minecraft Servers

Promises

  • CraftyMetalTariffs

    CraftyMetalTariffs

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more tariffs than trump on steel and aluminum imports, even from canada! why? because our server is so lit, it needs extra protection from foreign materials trying to steal our diamonds and gold! plus, our villagers are so shady, they need to be kept in check with some heavy taxes. join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy gone wild! #minecraft #tariffs #trumpwho

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HubbyGiftsNoMore

    HubbyGiftsNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you disappointed like this husband? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and surprises that will actually follow through!

    Just like this husband hyping up his wife for a matching ring, we’ll hype you up for the most epic loot and treasures you’ll find on our server. And unlike this husband, we won’t disappear when it’s time to deliver the goods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding rare items, conquering epic quests, and building the most insane structures you can imagine. Don’t settle for broken promises like this husband did – join our server for a guaranteed good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExGoldDiggerNoMore

    ExGoldDiggerNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

    Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBrothersCraft

    BlockBrothersCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

    We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

    Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this wild story of friends and money drama, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for the most intense virtual adventure of your life, where friendships are tested and alliances are made. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need?

    So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PartyPals Minecraft Server

    PartyPals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is who stole whose diamonds!

    Join us for epic parties that don’t require you to choose between your best friend’s birthday bash and meeting your girlfriend’s relatives. In fact, on our server, you can invite both Jake and your girlfriend to a virtual party where everyone gets along!

    Don’t let accusations of selfishness ruin your gaming experience – on our server, the only thing you’ll be accused of is building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft. So leave the real-world drama behind and join us for a world of fun and friendship (without the family obligations)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dad-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Dad-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life soap opera action! Our server is run by a 34-year-old divorced mom who shares two kids with her ex-husband, who left her for a 19-year-old (yikes!). But wait, there’s more – he then moved 6 hours away for a new family with 5 kids that no one knew about!

    Join our server for some family drama, emotional rollercoasters, and therapy sessions. Will the kids reconcile with their dad? Will the ex-husband ever stop lying? Will the new stepmom and her army of children take over the server? The only way to find out is to join us now! Who needs Minecraft mobs when you have this kind of drama?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AirportBlockParty

    AirportBlockParty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s airport adventure! We promise to keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Just like my friend, you never know what will happen next!

    Experience the thrill of waiting for your friend to show up on time, only to be left stranded at the airport (metaphorically speaking, of course). Will you be the one to drive away and leave them behind, or will you stick around and see how the story unfolds?

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement of our server, where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Just like my friend, you’ll never know what’s coming next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper Catastrophe: No Promises Tomorrow

    Creeper Catastrophe: No Promises Tomorrow

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures waiting for you!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena with you! And that’s just the beginning. Our server is so wild, you never know what’s gonna happen next.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the creepers are the bouncers. Trust us, you’ve never partied like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant trampoline! You can bounce around with your friends and build epic structures in mid-air. It’s a gravity-defying blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even meet a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyXmasDinnerDrama

    CraftyXmasDinnerDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in standing up for ourselves like a boss! Just like the time when one of our players told her husband in front of his dad that she couldn’t make an early Christmas dinner. Talk about a power move!

    Join our server for epic moments like these, where communication skills are put to the test and drama unfolds like a TNT explosion. Who needs a Christmas feast when you can feast on the drama instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush, look no further! Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, always speak your mind, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP