Just like this husband hyping up his wife for a matching ring, we’ll hype you up for the most epic loot and treasures you’ll find on our server. And unlike this husband, we won’t disappear when it’s time to deliver the goods!
Join us and experience the thrill of finding rare items, conquering epic quests, and building the most insane structures you can imagine. Don’t settle for broken promises like this husband did – join our server for a guaranteed good time!
Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.
We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).
Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!
Join us for the most intense virtual adventure of your life, where friendships are tested and alliances are made. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need?
So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this story!
Join us for epic parties that don’t require you to choose between your best friend’s birthday bash and meeting your girlfriend’s relatives. In fact, on our server, you can invite both Jake and your girlfriend to a virtual party where everyone gets along!
Don’t let accusations of selfishness ruin your gaming experience – on our server, the only thing you’ll be accused of is building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft. So leave the real-world drama behind and join us for a world of fun and friendship (without the family obligations)!
Join our server for some family drama, emotional rollercoasters, and therapy sessions. Will the kids reconcile with their dad? Will the ex-husband ever stop lying? Will the new stepmom and her army of children take over the server? The only way to find out is to join us now! Who needs Minecraft mobs when you have this kind of drama?
Experience the thrill of waiting for your friend to show up on time, only to be left stranded at the airport (metaphorically speaking, of course). Will you be the one to drive away and leave them behind, or will you stick around and see how the story unfolds?
Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement of our server, where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Just like my friend, you’ll never know what’s coming next!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena with you! And that’s just the beginning. Our server is so wild, you never know what’s gonna happen next.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the creepers are the bouncers. Trust us, you’ve never partied like this before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant trampoline! You can bounce around with your friends and build epic structures in mid-air. It’s a gravity-defying blast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even meet a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!
Join our server for epic moments like these, where communication skills are put to the test and drama unfolds like a TNT explosion. Who needs a Christmas feast when you can feast on the drama instead?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush, look no further! Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, always speak your mind, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way. See you in the game!
![GOLDFISH MC [Modded] Fun SMP](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/newmcserver_banner_rank8.jpg)
ARE YOU A MINECRAFT MODDER/PLAYER?
DO YOU WANT TO MEET OTHER MINECRAFT MODDERS/PLAYERS?
ARE YOU… A FISH??
They’re building something new. Something wild. Something fun. A Minecraft Java Edition SMP is launching, and they want YOU to join. If you mod, create, or just like to roam strange builds, this is your sign.
This isn’t just another survival server. They’re gathering dreamers, tinkerers, and mad minds. If you love the charm of vanilla but want to add some spice, this is for you. They’re not going for huge modpacks—just a vanilla+ vibe.
Right now, they’re in Phase Zero: planning. Your thoughts on rules, plugins, themes, and mods matter. If you like world-building, coding, or just chilling with pals, they want you!
Whether you build, break, mod, or meme—help shape the next great SMP.
Type: SMP, Modded
Status: Greylist
Mods: Origins, Forge, Create
Chat: Proximity
This server is made for folks who got tired of bad SMPs. The owner knows the pain of bad rules and dumb tools. Here, all the admin stuff is hidden. No more land claims to stress over!
We got:
There’s loads to do, so you can find what you like!
Our modpack is made by hand, not just some random one. Got ideas? Tell us! We add new stuff often, like little booster packs. Bring your own origin too!
We’re new, but we got cool folks who come back. The team is indie and real. Everyone is equal here, and we care about you!
Join us today! We are free to play, no pay to win here!
![🔥The Faction Kingdom RP🔥 [Factions] {Cross-Play}](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank3.jpg)
Enter a realm where power is forged, kingdoms rise, and only the bold leave their mark. Are you ready to shape your legacy?
Join the chat: Discord Link
🏰 Your kingdom isn’t built… it’s conquered. Join The Faction Kingdom and let the world remember your name!
Type: Vanilla Style: Semi-Anarchy Version: Java 1.21.1
About the Server: Just a few days old, this server is all about building a cool community. The first game mode is chill and simple. Here are the rules:
You can grief, steal, and fight. Want to build big stuff with friends? Go far out and make it happen!
Features:
What’s Next? Lots of fun stuff is planned! Two more big game modes are coming soon, with tons of work put in.
Join Us! We can’t wait to meet you! 😊
Discord: Join Here Questions? Hit up Spylex on Discord!
![StinkyCraft Fun Zone [SMP]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank19.jpg)
Join the fun on StinkyCraft, a cool Vanilla+ Minecraft survival server! No Pay2Win here. Just pure fun with awesome features:
Ore Economy: Trade ores and vote rewards for cool stuff!
ShopGUI: Use our EconomyShopGUI to get rare items!
Crazy Auctions: Sell your extra stuff to other players!
AuraSkills: Level up like in RPGs! (Think MCMMO!)
SilkSpawners: Grab Mob Spawners with Silk Touch!
GriefPrevention: Keep your builds safe for good!
Dynmap: Check out our world from above!
DirectionHUD: Get your XYZ coords to find your way!
Our Java Server lets you join with any version of Minecraft. The best part? The overworld never resets, so your builds are here to stay!
⚒️ Join the fun today! ⚒️
Server IP: 135.148.134.41:25528
Come show us what you can build!
A chill, long-term vanilla server with proximity voice chat!
Why Join Creaking SMP?
Bonus:
Join our fun build events and meet cool folks!
Want to settle down? Creaking SMP is the spot!
Join us on Discord:
discord.gg/CreakingSMP
In-Game Info:
To verify, type /rules in-game.
Bedrock players, use /me to chat.
# Welcome to Broomstix!
Server Type: SMP | Creative | Semi-Vanilla Version: 1.21.5 Play Style: Claims | Quests | Bedrock & Java
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### Join Us! – IP: play.broomstix.net – Discord: Join our Discord – Map: View the Map
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### Cool Features – Cross-Play: Play with both Bedrock and Java (No Java account needed). – Hard Mode: Test your skills! – Custom Enchants: Unique gear to make you stand out. – Mob Teleport: Use leads to bring mobs to you. – Fly Sundays: Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Claim Your Land: Use ProtectionStones to keep your stuff safe. – No Griefing: Play nice, keep the fun. – PvP Arena: Fight with keep inventory. – Random Teleport: Explore the world freely. – Messaging: Chat and teleport with friends easily. – Discord Sync: Stay in touch with the community even off-game. – Helpful Staff: Always here to help. – Homework Help: Get help on Discord. – Voting Rewards: Earn cool stuff by voting. – Market & Shops: Buy, sell, and trade with others.
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### Come Play! Broomstix is the place for fun and friends. Join today and start your adventure!
IP: 150.136.8.41
Version: Beta 1.7.3
World Start: Infdev 20100327
Proxy Used: Betacraft
Java Args: Add -Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk
Rules:
Updates:
Versions:
Join Us on Discord: Click here to join!
Get ready for some wild fun!
Game: Minecraft Version: 1.20.1 Type: Modded Voice Chat: Proximity
For Builders, Explorers, Redstone Pros, or Chaos Agents—there’s fun for all!
Hop in our Discord to get started: Join Discord
We want Helpers, Devs, and Marketing Stars! If you love Minecraft and are keen to help, apply now!
Join today and craft your next big adventure!
This is a long-term SMP for all kinds of players. With a strong team of admins, this server is here to last!
Click here: Discord Link
Check out some cool mods/datapacks:
We can’t wait to meet you! Discord Link