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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8208 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!