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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2894 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!