Pregnant Pause Minecraft Server

Graduation, Life Changes, Priorities, summer plans, mental health

🌪️ Bedrock Chaos Server 🌪️

Greetings, Wobbly Beasts of the Blockiverse! Looking for a place where your pixels tremble and your sanity takes a sabbatical? Well, strap on your warfare boots because this is not just any Minecraft server! This is the bedazzling chasm of nonsense that may or may not contain sentient pickaxes. Are you ready??!!?

🚀 Server Features 🚀

Feature	Reality Level
Infinite Blocks of Whispering Salmon	Unsolicited
Ender Dragon as a pet (helps with homework)	Absolutely FALSE
Free hugs from Creepers! 🌌	Chaotic Destruction
Slime Slices: Eat them for breakfast!	Wilfully Confounding
Zombie Apocalypse… Every Tuesday	Fiction and Reality Interswined
Mushroom Village that leads to Narnia	Fungally Improbable
Ghost players throw snowballs at you	Do Not Ask

💬 Player Reviews 💬

“I tried to plant a tree, and it turned into a goldfish. Helpful!”

“My bed exploded, but I still slept like a baby in the void.”

“Best server! I broke my keyboard… twice! Would recommend.”

“The villagers all spoke French but only during lunar eclipses.”

“I saw a pig run a marathon. Would join again.”

⚠️ Cryptic Warning ⚠️

Witness the glow of the burnt carrots in the sky, for therein lies the truth of your next life! If you hear the whispers of the ghasts at midnight, run! But if you listen too closely, you may find the secret of the *hidden obelisk* — which may or may not grant you infinite ice cream or your own cursed entity. Choose wisely, or else the dessert will be laced with anguish!

Rockin’ Prom Queen’s Lair

Celebrity, WINNERS, film, Movie, sexual assault

join our minecraft server and become the ultimate prom queen rapist! we have the most epic prom queen skins and the wildest prom queen parties in all of minecraft land.

imagine riding into battle on a giant prom queen tiara, wielding a diamond-encrusted scepter as your weapon. you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer the land and steal the hearts of all the prom queens in sight.

but beware, there are other prom queen rapists out there who will stop at nothing to steal your crown. team up with your fellow prom queen rapists to defend your title and reign supreme over the prom queen kingdom.

so come join us on our minecraft server and show the world that you are the true prom queen rapist champion. remember, in the words of sean connery, “winners go home and fuck the prom queen” – so what are you waiting for? come claim your crown!

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HighSkoolFlashbacks

Parties, Drama, high school, HighSkoolFlashbacks, Friends

Remember the days of high school drama, awkward crushes, and trying to navigate the cafeteria without spilling your tray? Well, forget all that nonsense because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days in a whole new way!

Join our server and you’ll be transported back to a virtual high school where the hallways are filled with lava, the lockers are guarded by zombie jocks, and the cafeteria serves up potions of invisibility instead of mystery meat.

But that’s not all! Our server also features epic quests where you can earn extra credit by slaying dragons, building the coolest prom decorations, and rescuing your classmates from the clutches of evil mobs.

So if you’re looking for a high school experience like no other, join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride! Who needs algebra when you can be battling creepers and crafting diamond swords?

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SisShopSansMomCraft

Conflict Resolution, parenting, dress shopping, family, Motherhood

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

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TeenDefender Minecraft Server

Laughter, high school, Minecraft, stink eye, Cash

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Imagine a world where you can defend teenagers from overbearing moms just like in the story above. You’ll be hailed as a hero and praised for standing up for what’s right! And who knows, maybe you’ll even get called an asshole, d!ck, or prick for good measure – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter really big girls in onesies coming for ice cream, laughing in the background as you save the day. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity?

So come join us for a unique and unforgettable experience. Who needs prom when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world? Don’t miss out – join now!

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PromTicketPayDay

bad friend, friendship, once in a lifetime, PromTicketPayDay, Problem

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments in the most epic way possible! Join us and let’s see who comes out on top in this intense battle of friendship drama!

Are you tired of boring prom stories? Well, on our server, we have a prom like no other! Experience the thrill of inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint, and watch as the drama unfolds when they refuse to pay you back for their ticket. Will you be the hero who stands up for themselves, or will you be the one left with an empty wallet and a broken friendship?

Join now and embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous waters of high school drama, where alliances are tested and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be dubbed the ultimate AITA? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

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RejectCraft

public proposal, Gender Roles, EMBARRASSMENT, RejectCraft, public display

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where rejection is not an option! Just like that poor guy who got turned down at the prom, you’ll never have to worry about being rejected here. Our community is filled with supportive players who will always say yes to your building ideas and adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of proposing your grandest creations to fellow players, without the fear of being turned down. We believe in the power of creativity and expression, and we encourage you to let your imagination run wild on our server.

Don’t be like that guy who got rejected in front of the whole school – join our server and be surrounded by friends who will always appreciate your efforts, no matter how big or small. Plus, if you ever do feel rejected, just remember that our server is a safe space where everyone is valued and respected.

So come on, join us and never worry about being turned down again. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate here!

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GiftCraft Minecraft Server

PROM, goodwill gesture, limo, lied to, Dates..

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like a pro.

Are you ready to face off against twin daughters who think they can just borrow your virtual vehicle without permission? Take on the role of the ultimate decision-maker and show them who’s boss in this wild and wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to deal with a boyfriend who thinks it’s totally cool for his kids to take your virtual ride for a spin, all while their mom is feeling “ripped off” in the background. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top?

Join our server now and let the madness unfold as you navigate through unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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PromCraft Minecraft Server

Friends, Server, Happiness, Memories, joy

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you cool kids out there!

Join our server and experience the wildest prom night ever in Minecraft! Dance the night away with your blocky buddies, sip on virtual punch, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate on the dance floor. Who needs real prom when you can have a Minecraft prom that’s out of this world?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Battle Royale, where players fight to the death with nothing but their wits and their pixelated weapons. Will you be the last one standing and claim victory? Or will you be taken out by a sneaky creeper in a tuxedo?

So come on down to our server and join the party of a lifetime! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, and prom night never ends? See you on the dance floor, young fags!

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Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

social media mental health, envy, college, mental health, anxiety

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressures of adulting like a pro! Instead of stalking your past peers and feeling tense about their achievements, come build your own virtual empire with us! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of adulting. Who needs a fancy college degree or a prom date when you can be a master builder in our world? Say goodbye to jealousy and hello to endless fun on our server!

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Prom

🌪️ Bedrock Chaos Server 🌪️

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