PROM Minecraft Servers

PROM

  • Pregnant Pause Minecraft Server

    Pregnant Pause Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐ŸŒช๏ธ Bedrock Chaos Server ๐ŸŒช๏ธ

    Greetings, Wobbly Beasts of the Blockiverse! Looking for a place where your pixels tremble and your sanity takes a sabbatical? Well, strap on your warfare boots because this is not just any Minecraft server! This is the bedazzling chasm of nonsense that may or may not contain sentient pickaxes. Are you ready??!!?

    ๐Ÿš€ Server Features ๐Ÿš€

    Feature Reality Level
    Infinite Blocks of Whispering Salmon Unsolicited
    Ender Dragon as a pet (helps with homework) Absolutely FALSE
    Free hugs from Creepers! ๐ŸŒŒ Chaotic Destruction
    Slime Slices: Eat them for breakfast! Wilfully Confounding
    Zombie Apocalypse… Every Tuesday Fiction and Reality Interswined
    Mushroom Village that leads to Narnia Fungally Improbable
    Ghost players throw snowballs at you Do Not Ask

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ Player Reviews ๐Ÿ’ฌ

    “I tried to plant a tree, and it turned into a goldfish. Helpful!”

    “My bed exploded, but I still slept like a baby in the void.”

    “Best server! I broke my keyboard… twice! Would recommend.”

    “The villagers all spoke French but only during lunar eclipses.”

    “I saw a pig run a marathon. Would join again.”

    โš ๏ธ Cryptic Warning โš ๏ธ

    Witness the glow of the burnt carrots in the sky, for therein lies the truth of your next life! If you hear the whispers of the ghasts at midnight, run! But if you listen too closely, you may find the secret of the *hidden obelisk* โ€” which may or may not grant you infinite ice cream or your own cursed entity. Choose wisely, or else the dessert will be laced with anguish!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rockin’ Prom Queen’s Lair

    Rockin’ Prom Queen’s Lair

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and become the ultimate prom queen rapist! we have the most epic prom queen skins and the wildest prom queen parties in all of minecraft land.

    imagine riding into battle on a giant prom queen tiara, wielding a diamond-encrusted scepter as your weapon. you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer the land and steal the hearts of all the prom queens in sight.

    but beware, there are other prom queen rapists out there who will stop at nothing to steal your crown. team up with your fellow prom queen rapists to defend your title and reign supreme over the prom queen kingdom.

    so come join us on our minecraft server and show the world that you are the true prom queen rapist champion. remember, in the words of sean connery, “winners go home and fuck the prom queen” – so what are you waiting for? come claim your crown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HighSkoolFlashbacks

    HighSkoolFlashbacks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the days of high school drama, awkward crushes, and trying to navigate the cafeteria without spilling your tray? Well, forget all that nonsense because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days in a whole new way!

    Join our server and you’ll be transported back to a virtual high school where the hallways are filled with lava, the lockers are guarded by zombie jocks, and the cafeteria serves up potions of invisibility instead of mystery meat.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features epic quests where you can earn extra credit by slaying dragons, building the coolest prom decorations, and rescuing your classmates from the clutches of evil mobs.

    So if you’re looking for a high school experience like no other, join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride! Who needs algebra when you can be battling creepers and crafting diamond swords?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisShopSansMomCraft

    SisShopSansMomCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TeenDefender Minecraft Server

    TeenDefender Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

    Imagine a world where you can defend teenagers from overbearing moms just like in the story above. You’ll be hailed as a hero and praised for standing up for what’s right! And who knows, maybe you’ll even get called an asshole, d!ck, or prick for good measure – it’s all part of the fun!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter really big girls in onesies coming for ice cream, laughing in the background as you save the day. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity?

    So come join us for a unique and unforgettable experience. Who needs prom when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world? Don’t miss out – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP