Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
And that’s not even the half of it! The community on this server is like a dysfunctional family, with rival factions constantly waging war over who has the best pixel art or the most impressive redstone contraptions. It’s like a never-ending soap opera, but with creepers instead of dramatic plot twists.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, where else can you find a server where the main currency is actually llama spit? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a penchant for riddles.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of pixelated mayhem, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
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Welcome to Pureland SMP, where simplicity meets exploration in our brand new semi-vanilla survival server. Pureland is designed for players who appreciate minimal plugins and a close-knit community atmosphere. Discover the joy of a growing economy, user-friendly commands, and an interactive spawn town with rental plots.
IP: purelandsmp.com
Discord: Use /discord in-game for an invite! OR here is the link -> https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k
purelandsmp.com
Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace the lewd side of the vtuber world. Fantasize, discuss, ERP with, or post NSFW content of your favorite corpo or indie vtubers. Don’t just lurk, get involved and worship your oshi in the thread or indulge in other anons’ wildest fantasies about chuubas.
Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to bet your in-game wife on a game of chance. It’s all in good fun, right? So come join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild adventure where you have to sacrifice an old mug every time you want to bring a new one into the house. Watch out for the mug police, they’ll be patrolling the kitchen to make sure you’re following the rules!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you break the ‘no more coffee mug rule’, the mugs will come to life and start attacking you in-game. Can you survive the wrath of the mugs?
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos of living in a world where mugs rule all. Just remember, don’t mess with the OCD owner or you might find yourself drowning in a sea of coffee mugs!
