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Unemployed Noobs R Us

Apathy, career development, coping strategies, disengagement, economic hardship, job market, Job Search, joblessness, lack of motivation, Long-term unemployment, loss of control, mental health, new research, Noobs, personal control, prolonged unemployment, psychological disengagement, regain control, social disengagement, social isolation, unemployed, unemployment benefits

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2045
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

so, like, u know how u feel when u been outta work for, like, foreva? u just feel like, ugh, i don’t even care anymore. well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and u will never feel like a lazy bum again!

we got crazy stories like how one player went from being jobless to ruling over a whole kingdom in da game! u could be da next success story, all u gotta do is join us and start building ur empire!

forget about feeling useless and lost, on dis server u will feel powerful and in control! u will be da master of ur own destiny, no more feeling like a loser. join us now and start ur epic journey to greatness!

RetroCraft Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2010s, activism, colored hair, cultural movement, current events, generation, internet culture, Land, millennial, modern issues, Nostalgia, political activism, Political Correctness, Progressivism, protest, RetroCraft, SJW, social change, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, social media, societal norms

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the world! We don’t have any SJWs here, just a bunch of gamers building epic stuff together.

We’ve got rainbow-haired ladies too, but instead of protesting, they’re building giant pixel art statues and screaming with joy when they finish a new project. It’s like a blast from the past, but with a modern twist that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

So come on, join us and let’s create a world where the only thing we protest is running out of diamonds!

Crazy Italian Blockheads

Admiration, anglos, attraction, beauty, Blockheads, crazy, culture, DATING, ethnicity, European, Exotic, fascination, gender dynamics, Italian, Italian women, love, Media influence, Mediterranean, Obsession, relationships, romantic ideals, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mines Excavated:	2210
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft and build and fight and explore and do all the things! We got crazy cool mods and wild adventures waiting for you. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Let’s gooooooo!

BrokeBroRentHike

Accountability, aita, BrokeBroRentHike, brother, Contribution, family, financial support, freeloading, guest room, hanging out, Heartless, job loss, profit, Rent, stable job, struggling financially, taking advantage, tough time, Upset, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9984	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Items Found:	5755
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where freeloading younger brothers are not allowed! Join us for a fun and exciting gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Looking for a server where you won’t be taken advantage of by your family members? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Don’t let your younger brother mooch off of you any longer – kick him out of your virtual house and join us instead! With a community of players who understand the importance of accountability and hard work, you’ll feel right at home (without the freeloading siblings).

So come on, join us and show your younger brother that it’s time to start pulling his weight – or at least pay $300/month in virtual rent! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, best joke, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, joke of the day, jokester, knee-slapper, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, side-splitting, stand up, Witty

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Votes:	3869
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

Central Banks, Demand, Drop, economic growth, economic impact, federal reserve, finance, Financial Stability, global economy, Global markets, inflation, interest rates, international relations, market volatility, monetary policy, political influence, Rates, recession, trade war, trump, Trumpcraft, world, worldwide

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.

Ice Age Dirt-Free Server

age, antarctica, barren landscape, climate change effects, desolate landscape, Dirt, DirtFree, extreme environment, frozen continent, frozen tundra, harsh climate, Ice, icy terrain, isolated continent, no soil, no vegetation, polar region, pristine wilderness, remote location, scientific research, Server, southern hemisphere, unique ecosystem, untouched wilderness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Buildings Constructed:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Farms Harvested:	795
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so come join our epic minecraft server where we have ALL the dirt you could ever want! we have dirt for days, dirt for weeks, dirt for years! build your dirt castles, dirt mansions, and dirt skyscrapers!

we even have a secret underground dirt society where only the dirtiest players can join. become the dirt king or queen and rule over all the dirt in the land!

don’t be left out in the cold like antarctica, come join us and get your hands dirty in the best minecraft server around!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	373034	Potions Brewed:	181

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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The Toebob SMP

active player base., building maestro, Quality-of-life plugins, redstone wizard, shopping district, smp, Toebob

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Toebob SMP Overview

Features
✨ Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins. (Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
🛒 An (in-the-works) shopping district.
👪 An active player base.

Are you looking for a nice, awesome Minecraft SMP for you to play on? Look no further, the Toebob SMP is here to save you!

Why Join Toebob SMP?

24/7 server with 10gb RAM.
A lit Discord server and community.
A dash of chaos—because what’s life without a little madness?

Join us for wacky times, sweet builds, and a community you’ll love being a part of. Whether you’re a redstone wizard, a building maestro, or just someone looking for an awesome place to play, Toebob SMP welcomes you with open arms!

Ready to join? Here’s the invite to the Discord server:

Join Toebob SMP Discord

Toebob SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join the Toebob SMP server?

A: To join the server, first join the Discord server and request to be whitelisted. You will receive further instructions on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Toebob SMP?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join Toebob SMP?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected from all players to maintain a friendly and respectful community.

The Void’s Edge 1.20

action, Adrenaline, Anime, Battles, Combat, Competition, Defeat, Drama, edge, Entertainment, fighters, INTENSE, Kengan, Manga, Martial Arts, never gets another on-screen fight, showdown, strength, Suspense, Tournament, underground fighting, Victory, VOIDS

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz! It’s like the ultimate place to be if you never wanna see another fight on your screen ever again!

Imagine a world where creepers and zombies are just chillin’ and vibin’, no need for drama or violence, just pure peaceful coexistence.

Join us and experience the tranquility of a Minecraft server where conflict is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest treehouse or finding the rarest diamond.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of a community that values peace and harmony above all else. Join now and say goodbye to on-screen fights forever!

LineCraft Minecraft Server

line etiquette, LineCraft, Minecraft, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet checkup, pet clinic, pet emergency, pet health, pet medication, pet owner, pet services, pet stress, pet surgery, pet treatment, pet vet, pet wellness, Server, vet appointment, vet visit, waiting in line

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value proper line etiquette just like at the vet’s office! Join us for a chance to showcase your impeccable waiting skills and strategic lineup maneuvers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive in chaotic situations and enjoy standing their ground against entitled groups. Show off your assertiveness and quick thinking as you navigate through unexpected challenges and confrontations.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about fairness, justice, and the importance of being first in line (both in-game and in real life). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your worth and assert your dominance in the virtual world!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and show everyone that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s rightfully yours, even if it means facing off against a group of disgruntled players who can’t handle being outsmarted. See you in the game, where the line starts here!