u wanna join dis server cuz it got more diamonds den a rich granny’s jewelry box. we got creepers dat do the macarena and zombies dat breakdance. our villagers are so swaggy dey wear gucci robes. u can ride pigs into battle and have a pet chicken dat lays golden eggs. we got a secret underground disco where skeletons drop sick beats. join us if u wanna have a blast, cuz dis server is lit like a creeper explosion. come on in and let’s mine and craft like there’s no tomorrow!
