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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4999 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!
