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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2194 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 144 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1870 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the ultimate escape from all that political drama, ya know? like, who needs to worry about countries fighting when you can just chill and build stuff in minecraft, amirite?
plus, like, we got this crazy story about how the australian players on the server are leading this epic push-back against china’s anti-taiwan campaign. like, they’re building giant statues of taiwanese landmarks and organizing in-game protests. it’s wild, man.
so, like, if you wanna be part of this epic battle for virtual freedom, come join us on the server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise. plus, we got free virtual snacks. who can say no to that?
