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Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Items Found:	2024	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	1725
Dragon Eggs Found:	7785	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	3782
Mines Excavated:	2309	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

1. He won, 10. unbeatable, 11. skilled, 12. talented, 13. accomplished, 14. triumphant, 15. top dog, 16. unbeaten, 17. masterful, 18. dominant, 19. victorious, 2. Mr. Untouchable, 20. undefeated., 3. reason, 4. call him, 5. untouchable, 6. winner, 7. success, 8. champion, 9. victory, blocky, Crafty, McCraftface, Trophy, WIN, Youll

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

Adventure, Character development, Crafty, emotional, Engaging, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, japanese, Jrpg, Kingdom, Kiseki, Long playtime, nihon falcom, Play Kiseki, RPG, Story-Driven, Strategic, tactical, Trails series, turn based, video game

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ores Mined:	1206
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Animals Bred:	21

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

3s, a2, a3, Akuma Teaser Trailer, Balance patch, CVS2, Daigo drills, faces, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, general, High level replays, Minecraft, Punching, Server, sfg, st, street, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Trees, warm-up routine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Villages Defended:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

alcohol, confusion, diamonds, dildo, DILUTED, Disappointment, dizziness, drink, Drinking, DrunkCraft, Find, giant shit, grape juice, hangover, headache, hedonism, MAXXING, mine…until, pour out, Promise, regret, SINK, stomach ache, Taste, Water, wine

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4973
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

analytical thinking, career options, coding, Computer, computer science, Degree, education, Engineering, innovation, job variety, Mathematics, physical engineering, PHYSICS., pixelated, problem solving, professional development, programming, Puzzles, research, Science, STEM, Technology, technology industry

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

Abandoned, Beloved, CANCELLED, Closure, Despair, devastated, Die, Disappointment, emotional, endings, fan base, Fandom, Favorite, form, HEARTBREAK, let down, lost hope, Nostalgia, PIXEL, resurrect, RIP, series, shattered dreams, shows, Survival, tv shows, Unfinished, unfinished business

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!