Progressive Thinking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ManlyCraft: No Crying Allowed!

Allowed, Self-expression, progressive thinking, breaking barriers, empowerment

Real men don’t play on this Minecraft server because they’re too busy bench pressing cars and wrestling bears. But if you’re not a real man (or woman), then you should totally join us for some epic adventures and wild shenanigans. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to explode! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. So if you’re ready to prove your bravery and show off your mad Minecraft skills, come join us and become a legend in your own mind!

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BeliefCraft2030

progressive thinking, traditional customs, prejudice, BeliefCraft2030, Supported

Imagine a world where future generations look back in horror at the fact that we used to play on boring, basic Minecraft servers. That’s right, our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that people in the future will be shocked we ever supported anything else!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to hang out and build pixelated sandcastles with us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? We got you covered.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly out of this world? Future generations will thank you for making the right choice and joining the most insane Minecraft server in existence.

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LOLcraft Minecraft Server

LAUGHING, Entertainment, internet, Community, online laughter

Are you tired of getting trolled by CC on /int/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from CC’s pranks. Rumor has it that if you defeat CC in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show CC who’s boss!

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PartyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, party planning, social gatherings, party guests, socializing

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Anna’s friend group? Look no further! Our server is like a party every night, with new friends popping in left and right without even knowing their names.

Just like Anna, we believe in bringing people together, even if it means hosting a spontaneous gathering of 8-9 players who just clicked immediately. Who needs to know everyone’s names when you’re having a blast building and exploring together?

Join us for a non-stop party where the only rule is to have fun! And don’t worry, you won’t have to do anything – just let loose and enjoy the chaos. Who knows, you might even make some unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft buddies. So come on in and let the good times roll!

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SnapcraftWeddingDrama

Dinner, makeup, Checklist, thumb drive, SnapcraftWeddingDrama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but hilarity is encouraged!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the surprising wildlife in the city our professional photographer loves to capture.

Looking for a server where you can be the bigger person, just like our photographer who agreed to take pictures for their step sister’s wedding even though they hate each other? Look no further!

Experience the thrill of being left without a seat at the reception, just like our photographer who had to treat themselves to a fancy dinner and a movie after being snubbed.

Don’t worry about missing out on the action, just like our photographer who turned off their phone and had a peaceful night out.

And if you’re ever in need of a quick bite at McDonald’s, we’ve got you covered! Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments. Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it’s in-game!

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HappyCraft Minecraft Server

happiness quotes, happiness within, long-lasting happiness, inner peace, Contentment

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a good laugh? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, mundane life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing chickens. Yes, you read that right. Dancing chickens. Need we say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the happiness flow through you like a river of rainbow-colored lava. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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HighSchoolGrossOut

funny, bathroom humor, youthful indiscretions, high school stories, adolescent

Remember that time you accidentally sneezed on your crush during a presentation? Well, imagine doing that, but with a bucket of slime instead! That’s the level of grossness you can expect on our Minecraft server. Join us if you want to experience the most hilariously disgusting moments in gaming history. Who needs high school drama when you can have slime fights and booger battles in the virtual world? Come join us for a wild ride of gross-out fun!

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RescueCraft: Gantz’s Scrapyard

Politics, gantz, resolution, #announcement, Scrapyard

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and stuff.

like, one time, we had this epic quest where we had to rescue hostages from, like, evil zombies and stuff. it was, like, so intense, bro. but we totally saved the day and everyone was, like, super impressed.

and, get this, our admin gantz was gonna, like, resign or whatever, but then he heard about the hostages being rescued and was like, nah, i gotta stay and keep this party going. so, like, you know this server is, like, the place to be.

so, come join us and have the time of your life, bro. we promise you won’t regret it. peace out, homies!

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NakedCraft: Clean Clothes Challenge

clothing, Washing, cleaning, Lifestyle, clean clothes

So, like, have you ever wanted to wash your clothes while being totally naked? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, that’s the only way to wash your clothes! It’s like a crazy nudist laundry party every time you need to clean your gear. Plus, rumor has it that the more clothes you wash while naked, the better your chances of finding diamonds in the game. So strip down, get sudsy, and join us for the wildest laundry day of your life!

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SpermCountDroppin’NotStopin’

medical findings, reproductive health, global trends, Danish men, long-term study

Yo, listen up! So, like, there’s this crazy Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, 6,758 Danish men up in here, doing all sorts of wild stuff over a 6-year period. And get this, they’re not just building houses and stuff, they’re proving that sperm counts in men are actually going up, not down! Like, who would’ve thought, right?

Join this server for the most epic and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! We got Danish dudes breaking all the stereotypes and showing the world what’s up. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun and see for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

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