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DNA Mutation Madness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

so like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a secret DNA mechanism that like, makes u super OP and stuff. like, u can inherit all these cool abilities and powers that make u unstoppable in the game. it’s like, a whole new level of gaming experience, man. plus, we got like, this crazy storyline where u gotta fight off disease-causing mutations and save the world from age-related diseases. it’s like, the most epic adventure ever, bro. so come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with super DNA powers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

NikkeCraft – #2781 Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, asuka, asuka shikinami langley, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, Full Burst Day, Game Download, Ios, Leona: Zoo Keeper, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Mari: Pilot in Summer, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rei, Rei Ayanami, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, TENHA, update

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Rank 6 Edition Evangelion Collab where you can battle angels and pilot mechs like a pro!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include a Union Raid where you can team up with other players, a Solo Raid for those who like to go solo, and a Sim Room Overclock that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about Full Burst Day where things get extra crazy on weekends!

Special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi are waiting for you to join their team. And upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will make your gaming experience even more epic!

Dress to impress with costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date and Asuka, Rei, Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And get ready for Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass coming soon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code TENHA to unlock exclusive rewards! Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – PoEG – Path of Ender General

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, early access, Ender, forum, general, Global 1488bricked, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, November 15th, patch notes, Patch Notes Forum, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Settlers, POE 2, poeg, Settlers of Kalguur, smp, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by battling giant spiders and zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that you can tame and ride into battle! And don’t worry about griefers, because we have a ban honeypot that turns them into chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil mobs and maybe even encounter a talking cow who will give you cryptic clues to unlock the ultimate treasure chest!

MommaDontSpillTheBeans

#announcement, advice, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, confidentiality, consent, Decision making, emotions, family, Frustration, mom, MommaDontSpillTheBeans, Mother, Pregnancy, Pregnant, privacy, relationships, secret, Support, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Void Gems Collected:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of your mom spilling the beans about your pregnancy before you’re even ready to announce it to the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee complete privacy when it comes to your personal life! No more unexpected baby announcements from nosy parents!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Let your creativity run wild as you construct the most epic structures and explore vast landscapes. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special “Privacy Shield” plugin that ensures no one can reveal your secrets without your permission.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pregnancy announcements and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a secret underground bunker to hide from your mom’s gossiping friends. The possibilities are endless!

AnxietySlayer Minecraft SMP

AnxietySlayer, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming anxiety, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self help books, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of friendship and teamwork help you overcome anxiety in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

Our server is like a therapy session, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. We have a support group for players who are afraid of heights in the game, led by our resident expert who once survived a fall from the tallest tower in the land by landing in a pool of slime blocks.

So come join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world with your new pixelated pals. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a group of friends ready to take on any mob that comes your way?

ShortLuvGone: Broke up over who gets the diamond armor

armor, Breakup, BROKE, Closure, Communication Issues, DATING, Diamond, emotional connection, failed relationships, healing, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, love, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, shortest relationship, ShortLuvGone, starting over

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of short-lived relationships in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where relationships last longer than a diamond pickaxe! Our players are so committed, they’ll build you a castle just to show their love (and maybe trap you inside, but hey, it’s the thought that counts). Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless love…or at least until someone steals your diamonds. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

Sinwar’s Safe Haven

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Deal, diplomatic talks, gaza, guarantees, Hamas, Haven, international relations, Life, long-term solution, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace agreement, political stability, regional cooperation, Safe, Safety, security measures, senior Egyptian official, Sinwar, Sinwars

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the clutches of sinwar and his evil plans!!! build ur own fortress to protect urself from his wrath and team up with other players to take him down once and for all!!! senior egyptian officials are counting on u to save the day, so hop on and start crafting ur way to victory!!! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not??? come join the fun and let’s kick sinwar’s butt together!!!

CreditCraft: Spend Now, Worry Later!

budgeting, Cash, cashless society, consumer behavior, convenience, credit card rewards, credit cards, CreditCraft, debt management, financial habits, financial literacy, financial responsibility, impulse buying, mindful spending, money management, money mindset, overspending, payment methods, personal finance, spend, spending habits, tracking expenses, worry

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and you can buy stuff with credit cards, bro. like, you don’t even have to think about how much money you’re spending, just swipe that card and get all the diamonds and enchanted gear you want. it’s like magic, man. join this server and live the high life without worrying about your bank account. plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who bought a whole castle with their credit card and now they’re the king of the server. you could be next, dude. come join us and let the credit card madness begin!

Blocky Beatdown Minecraft Server

assault, beat me to death, Beatdown, Bigotry, blocky, Dangerous, death, discrimination, extremist, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, hate, intolerance, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, Server, terf, Trans, Transgender, violence, wish

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unlikely scenarios can come to life! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to see a group of terfs try to beat a trans person to death in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique and thrilling experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Watch as the terfs try to take down our resilient trans players, only to be met with an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building massive structures to embarking on daring quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a battle for the ages!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP – 4K Resolution Gang

1920×1080, 2560×1440, 2716×1527, 2k, 3840×2160, 4K, aspect ratio, digital display, display technology, Gang, High Definition, Minecraft, monitor comparison, monitor resolution, pixel count, pixel density, PixelPals, resolution, screen resolution, screen size, smp, technology terminology, Ultra High Definition, visual display

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated graphics? Well, look no further because our server is so pixelated, it’s practically 4K! That’s right, we’ve cranked up the pixels to give you the most visually stunning Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we’ve discovered a secret dimension where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs fly helicopters. Join our SMP and explore this wacky world filled with surprises around every corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few clucks from this miraculous bird.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most pixelated adventure of your life!