Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. Need a break from the stress of real life? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough food to survive.
And if you’re still not convinced, let me tell you about the time our admin, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff just for the lols. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its eyes? Yeah, we’re a little bit crazy, but that’s what makes our server so much fun!
So come join us and leave your anxiety at the door. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are?
Imagine building your own virtual 4 bedroom, 2 bath house filled to the brim with hand soap and loofahs – just like the one described in this post! Walk through narrow pathways surrounded by valuable treasures and discover the thrill of never-ending packages waiting at your virtual doorstep.
But beware, the real challenge lies in convincing your virtual family to let go of their sentimental items and make room for new acquisitions. Will you be able to navigate through the clutter and create a harmonious living space for your virtual siblings?
Join us on this server and experience the thrill of virtual hoarding like never before. Who needs a clean and organized world when you can have a chaotic and cluttered paradise? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a hoarder’s dream come true!
Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, just like being a bridesmaid at a wedding where everything goes wrong. From dealing with problematic MOHs to fending off advances from crazy bridesmaids, our server will keep you on your toes!
Help decorate the bridal suite, steam wrinkled suits, and deal with unrinsed cups and insufficient food just like at a poorly organized wedding. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness someone spreading their legs in front of everyone – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on down to our server where the drama never ends and the bride might just block you on social media for no reason at all. It’s a wedding disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss it!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within our virtual world.
With our custom plugins and insane storylines, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!
we have a special monkey village where you can build tree houses and swing from vines like a true primate! 🌳🐵
our bananas are always ripe and our coconuts are never empty! 🍌🥥
rumor has it, there’s a secret underground banana bunker where you can hoard all the potassium your heart desires! 🍌💣
join us and be part of the monkey madness! 🐒🎉