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MommyIssuesCraft

endearing, gf, manchild, mommy issues, MommyIssuesCraft, QT, tfw

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	161
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

appreciation, Backlash, Community, Complain, Conflict, criticism, Dedication, Drama, fair mods, forum, HARD, hard work, hard-working, Harder, hate, internet, jannies, misunderstanding, mod, Moderators, Mods, online behavior, Players, Respect, Support, Toxicity, UNFAIR, work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	8678	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

CHICAS, chicas espanolas, espanolas, PALS, PIXEL, Senoritas, Spanish, taco, Tuesdays

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

Boring, comedy, Communication, Conan, Cultural differences, culture, Entertainment, Fun, humor, introverted, material, Minecraft, Nords, NorwegianNoobs, norwegians, Perception, Personality, Reserved, Scandinavia, social norms, Stereotypes, talk show, television

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ores Mined:	4853	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!

Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

branding, contracts, Crafty, creativity, Decision making, dropout, Entertainment, fanbase, freedom, growth, hololive, independent, Individuality, industry trends, Management, opportunities, Popularity, Server, solo career, success, Support, talent agency, Vtuber

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs drop Hololive instead of regular loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you can collect virtual idols while fighting off creepers and zombies.

Our server is so crazy that even she is considering leaving Hololive and joining us instead. Who wouldn’t want to trade in virtual fame for a chance to mine diamonds and build epic structures?

Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and hilarious. See you in the world of Minecraft!

PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

Better than any PS2, challenge, classic games, Competition, Console Wars, debate, Die, fight me, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming opinions, gaming rivalries, JARPIGS, Nostalgia, PiggyCraft, PlayStation, ps2, retro gaming, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8260

Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

Anons, basement, blog, burial, busy, CHECK, communism, CREEPERS, cry, death, destroy, died, Do, family, guys, important, Listening, love, MAMA, moms, papa, Politics, remarry, Replies, thanks

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

4koma, Anniversary Livestream, Archive, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, Commissions, CraftyBag, Defense, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Shenanigans, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, cover up, Creatures, DragonFree, dragons, Exterminate, Extinction, FANTASY, folklore, Government, Govt, Legends, magical beings, Minecraft, Mystery, Mythical, mythical animals, Mythical Beasts, mythical beings, mythical creatures, mythical creatures extinct, pegasus, Server, Supernatural, unicorns, Zone

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9827	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	5945
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Lootbox Llama Land

Addictive, Anime, Anime Community, Anime Series, anime thread, BETTING, Casino, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, gambling, gambling addiction, gambling anime, gambling anime thread, high stakes, japanese animation, Land, Llama, lootbox, Manga, online discussion, Risk, Thread, Thrill

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!