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Godwynn’s Growth Minecraft Server

BELIEF, black blade, Destruction, FANTASY, Godwynn, Godwynns, growth, kill, legend, Lore, lore community, lore fags, Minecraft, Mythology, Mythos, Prophecy, Server, speculation, storytelling, Tarnished, theory, tlb

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old lore fags talking about Godwynn destroying everything in TLB? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually go down there with a black blade and take him out yourself! Join us and become the ultimate hero of TLB, saving the world one block at a time. Who needs lore when you have the power to rewrite history with your trusty black blade? Join now and show those lore fags who’s boss!

ExFanShitShow Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backlash, Content Creator, controversy, criticism, Drama, Elira, Entertainment, ex-fans, ExFanShitShow, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, ONLINE, public opinion, reaction, shitting, smp, social media, Videos, viral video, vlogger, worth it

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Are you tired of being surrounded by ex-fans who make videos shitting on you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual empire! Elira thought she could escape the haters, but little did she know, our server is the ultimate safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Elira’s ex-fans green with envy! So why wait? Join now and leave the haters behind in the dust!

Trampolime Minecraft Server

backyard, compromise, Eviction, Eviction Notice, exception, family, Firepits, Good Tenants, Kid, Kiddie Pools, lease agreement, Liability, Liability Concerns, Minecraft, neurodivergent, pools, rental property, Server, three, Trampolime, trampoline, WIBTA

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Items Found:	3248
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trampoline in a no-trampoline zone? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most well-behaved tenants would get evicted for not following the rules! Join us for a trampoline-free experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (but not bouncing on it, because trampolines are a no-go)! Who needs compromise when you can have chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our rule-breaking world!

LoserCraft FunZone

Apology, Asshole, Confrontation, dinner party, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, friend group, FunZone, Heartless, lashing out, leech, Loser, LoserCraft, mean, MONEY, out of line, rap career, reality check, small company, split opinion, toilet cleaner

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Items Found:	5802
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your leech-like friends behind, especially that one guy who thinks he’s a rap superstar but can’t even bring chips to a party.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even start your own toilet cleaning business (just kidding, please don’t do that). We promise there will be no 3AM calls asking for rides from the bar, only friendly players looking to have a good time.

So come join us and let’s leave the drama at the dinner table where it belongs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who doesn’t mooch off you for their “music career”. See you in the game!

ShrinkingFriendz Minecraft Server

acquaintances, adulting, aging, busy schedules, changing priorities, close friends, Companionship, emotional bonds, FRIENDSHIPS, growing apart, Life Changes, Loneliness, maintaining friendships, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, Server, ShrinkingFriendz, social circles, Social Connections, social dynamics, socializing, support system

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of your friends growing up and leaving you behind in the digital world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about losing friends again! Our server is like a magical time machine that keeps everyone forever young and connected through the power of blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your circle of friends shrinking again. In fact, on our server, your circle of friends will only grow bigger and more hilarious as you embark on crazy quests, build epic structures, and battle mythical creatures together. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world of pals to play with?

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to shrinking friend circles and hello to a never-ending party of fun and laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockBusterInjury

accident, accident recovery, BlockBusterInjury, broken bones, car accident injury, emergency room visit, Healthcare, hospitalization, Injury prevention, injury rehabilitation, injury treatment, medical emergency, muscle strain, pain management, personal injury, physical therapy, Recovery, sports injury, Trauma, work injury, worst injury

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Votes:	7331
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid creepers while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Unless, of course, you want it to for some adrenaline-pumping action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes while exploring the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

BoomCraft: RussianSpyGoneWrong

#intelligence agency, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, car bombing, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, explosion, injured, investigation, Military, military intelligence, Moscow, News, OFFICER, russia, RussianSpyGoneWrong, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, world affairs

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7958	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can be a military intelligence officer from Russia who got injured in a car bombing. But don’t worry, in this server, you can still kick butt and take names while building epic bases and fighting off creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of espionage. So come on, comrade, join the fun and show everyone that even a car bombing can’t keep you down in this crazy Minecraft world!

OrgansRUsCraft

animal anatomy, animal awareness, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal eating habits, animal health, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal sleep, animal survival, Animals, biology, Eating, Instincts, internal organs, Organs, OrgansRUsCraft, physiology, Sleeping, Survival, wildlife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	9859	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

yo, so like, have you ever wondered what animals are thinking? well, on this server, animals are straight up clueless about their own bodies! they have no idea they have organs inside them or why they need to eat and sleep to survive. it’s like a reality show but in Minecraft! join now to witness the hilarious confusion of our animal friends as they navigate through life without a clue. plus, you can build epic structures and battle other players in epic PvP battles. come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on this wild server!

IntermittentFastingFail41

calories, comparison, control group, findings, health, intermittent fasting, IntermittentFastingFail41, lack of weight loss, macronutrients, n=41, nutrition, Obese adults, obesity, overweight adults, participants, randomized trial, research, Results, similar diets, study, weight loss

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Emeralds Found:	723
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4053	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.

Sanctuary Craft

Adventure, Challenges, citizen, Community, decorative heads, epic builds, friendship, Fun, Jobs, laid back, Marriage, Mayor, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Saddle crafting, Sanctuarycraft, Survival, THRIVING, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	5947

Welcome to Sanctuarycraft, the ultimate laid-back Minecraft Towny server where relaxation meets adventure! Whether you’re aiming to become a powerful mayor and lead your own town or prefer to be a vital citizen contributing to a thriving community, we have something for everyone. Our diverse range of plugins includes Towny, a Saddle crafting plugin, McMMO, Jobs, the ability to get married in-game, and decorative heads to spruce up and take your epic builds to the next level. Dive into a world where you can conquer challenges, build friendships, and have endless fun. Join us at Sanctuarycraft and create your own sanctuary in the vast world of Minecraft!

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