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SquadGoalsCraft
so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it! -
Millennial Class Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Joe Biden’s policies on the middle class? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to navigate through a world where the middle class is accessible to millennials thanks to Joe Biden.But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours. From battling giant chickens to building a house out of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and remember to say “Thank you Joe Biden” for the opportunity to experience this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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Asteroid Smasher: DARTcraft2022
join dis epic minecraft server where we deflect asteroids like NASA!!! we smash spacecrafts into moons and asteroids for funsies, just like the Double Asteroid Redirection Test!! come be a part of our planetary defense team and save the world, one block at a time!! who needs NASA when you can join us and be a space hero in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the epic adventure!! 🚀🌌 #minecraft #asteroiddeflection #planetarydefense #NASAwho? -
PlatyMc
Welcome to Platymc! Platymc is a All Platform Minecraft server! Our server has the friendliest community in Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Survival gamemode ever.
We prioritize economy and we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!
We aim for a fun and enjoyable player experience, with lag-free servers Can’t wait to play? Join play.platymc.fun now!
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Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring updates and events? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret diamond mine that only spawns on Tuesdays at midnight.
Looking for a Free Company to join? We’ve got you covered with the “Creeper Crushers” where we specialize in blowing up everything in sight.
In-game events on our server are wild! Savage Raiding begins today, where you have to fight off hordes of zombie villagers while riding on the back of a dragon.
And don’t miss our meetups, like the upcoming Mahjong Lounge tournament where the prize is a real-life diamond pickaxe!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!
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30PlusWomenLover Minecraft SMP 2023
Are you tired of dealing with annoying young women in games? Join our Minecraft SMP where the majority of players are 30+ year old women! Say goodbye to those pesky youngins and hello to MILFs and GILFs galore. Our server is like a fine wine, getting better with age. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with some experienced players who know their way around a blocky world? Join us for a mature gaming experience like no other! -
SisInLawSavageCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my brother-in-law’s cheating scandal!Picture this: a husband’s brother goes abroad for a job, only to be caught cheating on his wife during a pandemic. And guess what? He’s been shacking up with a mistress while neglecting his own family! But wait, there’s more – he falls ill and suddenly wants to come back home to his wife, who’s having none of it. Can you say drama llama?
Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand, just like I did when I accidentally spilled the tea to my sister-in-law. And don’t worry about sugarcoating things here – we’re all about keeping it real, even if it means stirring the pot a little too much.
So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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CraftyWar Minecraft Server
so like, u know how Macron is all like “yo Iran, don’t be supporting Russia in their ukraine war shenanigans”? well, guess what? on our server, we don’t support no war, we just support building epic minecraft creations and having a good time. join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Macron would be like “dang, that’s cool”. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s show the world that peace and creativity always win over war and destruction. peace out, gamers!