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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, civil union, equality, european union, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, legalization, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Liechtenstein, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, society, Takes Effect

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	826	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	288	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

Anarchist Socialist Anti-Industrial Minecraft SMP

activism, anarchist, anti industrial society, AntiIndustrial, counterculture, Edgy, empowerment, equality, FEMINIST, gender equality, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Minecraft, nonconformist, progressive, Radical, Rebellion, smp, Socialist, societal norms, traditional values, tradwife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	4252
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their capitalist ways and industrial societies? Do you long for a place where you can embrace your inner anarchist and socialist tendencies? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of a community that values equality, feminism, and edginess. Who knows, you might even find yourself wanting to be a tradwife for some lucky player! So come on, join our server and let your inner rebel shine in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wild and wacky world!

Woke Minecraft Server – Too cool for your standards!

Campaigns, controversial, Cool, critique, culture, decision, Diversity, Entertainment, Experience, Gaming, Inclusivity, menu, Minecraft, perspective, Play, Political Correctness, progressive, Server, social justice, Standards, too woke, video game, Woke, woke game

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2088

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old menu options? Well, look no further because our server’s menu alone will blow your mind! From rainbow-colored blocks to flying pigs, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our campaigns are so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join forces with a team of ninja turtles to defeat an army of evil llamas, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

contemporary audience, Diversity, equality, Gender Identity, gender neutral, Genderqueer, Identity, inclusive advertising, inclusive language, inclusive marketing, LGBTQ, Minecraft, modern audience, modern audience xir, non-binary, non-conforming, PALS, PIXEL, progressive, representation, Server, social justice, Xir

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8051

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking sheep who offered to be their personal bodyguard. Together, they went on epic quests to defeat evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you can expect on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about a mini-game where you have to race against a herd of stampeding llamas? Or a secret underground disco party where the only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow!

Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, America, anti-fascist, BLOCK, CHANGE, Democracy, Democrat, election, elon musk, grassroots movement, leadership, liberal, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Maries, Minecraft, Party, peter thiel, Politics, progressive, resistance, Server, South African oligarchs, texas, Trumpism, Victory

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	2235	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Gender Options Minecraft SMP

character creation, Character customization, Choices, Decision making, Demo, Diversity, DROPPED, equality, gameplay, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Options, INCLUSIVE, Inclusive Gaming, Minecraft, non-binary, Options, player choice, progressive, representation, smp, Social Issues, video game, Woke

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	120	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer two gender options? Look no further, because on our server, we offer THREE gender options! That’s right, we’re so woke that even our character creation screen is inclusive.

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4163	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Emeralds Found:	7597	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

banned, controversial, Crafty, cultural practices, ethical dilemmas, forced, historical perspective, human rights violations, Islam, Kuffar, Minecraft, moral debates, pedophilia, PIXEL, Playground, progressive, rape, religious beliefs, religious extremism, Savages, Server, Slavery, societal norms, taboo subjects, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

Blocky Time Travel Adventures: April 4th 2025 Edition

4th, Adventures, anticipation, April, April 4th 2025, awakening, big announcement, blocky, date to remember, Edition, exciting news, future event, important date, lion symbolism, mark your calendar, mysterious event, powerful message, prepare for something big., Prophecy, significant day, SOMETHING BIG IS COMING, THE LION HAS AWOKEN, Time, travel, upcoming surprise

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, get ready for the ultimate adventure on our server because SOMETHING BIG IS COMING! The lion has awoken and he’s ready to roar his way through the blocky world.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!

Blocky Bitches and Creepers

Bitches, blocky, Censorship, CHANGE, controversial, could not be made today, CREEPERS, culture, Development, Evolution, fucking, Game, History, HOLY, Impact, inappropriate, Industry, offensive, Outdated, Reflection, Shit, societal norms, video game

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Ores Mined:	2197
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest shit you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

CraftyBagel’s LOLz Server – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5097

4koma, Ako, archives, Banners, Binah, Blue, Circles, clubs, collide, Commissions, CraftyBagels, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, lolz, main story, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now for a chance to build the most epic castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas (trust us, it happened once).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in your honor. With events like “SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council” and “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission,” you’ll never run out of quests to conquer. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault against Gregorius (Indoors) – rumor has it he’s guarding a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to the Total Assault against Binah (Urban) – where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Plus, with 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions happening all the time, you’ll level up faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire blocky universe. See you in the game!

Lost in Blocks

blocks, childhood friend, confusion, disbelief, emotional turmoil, feeling trapped, female, Friendship Dynamics, living together, living with family, long-term friendship, Lost, lost years, questioning reality, searching for answers, seeking advice, seeking clarity, strange circumstances, surreal, uncertain future, unexpected living arrangement, unexplained situation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	4753	Magic Items Found:	5378
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience a world where you can live with your childhood friend for 10 years without aging a day – it’s like a real-life Peter Pan situation, but with creepers and zombies instead of pirates and fairies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also live with your friend’s family for 2 years without anyone questioning how that’s even possible. It’s like a never-ending sleepover, but with more blocky buildings and less parental supervision.

So come on, join us and see just how cooked you can get in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft. Who needs logic when you have unlimited possibilities and endless adventures waiting for you? Let’s get crafting!

LegsForDays Minecraft Server: Where even the creepers can’t resist asking for fashion advice!

#workout, advice, ask me anything, athletic wear, body positivity, Confidence, CREEPERS, cycling, cycling gear, Exercise, fashion, FITNESS, Legs, LegsForDays, Minecraft, Q&A, Resist, self love, self-care, Server, showing off, smooth legs, Sportswear, Style, women’s cycling shorts

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	8913
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ores Mined:	9619	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5634

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to show off their smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts! Why? Because nothing says “I’m ready to conquer this virtual world” like a pair of sleek, aerodynamic shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Just ask one of our players about their favorite brand of chafing cream – trust us, the answers will have you in stitches.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and let’s see who can build the most outrageous monument to smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft fashion icon!

KawaiiCraft: Where VTubers Rule & Little Girls Reign Supreme

5th grade, 6th grade, Amakami Konomi, Characters, elementary school, elementary school students, Favorite, gen 0 member, Girls, Houshou Marine, illustrator, KawaiiCraft, Little Girls, Million Production, Popular, Readers, Reign, rule, shoujo manga, SUPREME, survey, upper grades, Usada Pekora, virtual personalities, Vtubers

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there! Join now for a chance to play alongside the legendary Usada Pekora, who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with her bunny powers.

But that’s not all! You’ll also get to hang out with the one and only Amakami Konomi, a pro illustrator and member of Million Production gen 0. She’ll teach you how to build the most epic structures and unleash your creativity like never before.

And let’s not forget about Houshou Marine, the queen of the high seas! She’ll lead you on epic underwater adventures and show you the hidden treasures of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of laughter, excitement, and endless possibilities! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty McCraftface: The Adventures of ‘Rance’

Adventures, Appetizing, Cooking, Crafty, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, family, feast, Food, Friends, Gathering, Hearty, homemade, Indulgent, McCraftface, mealtime, Rance, Rancebros, satisfying, scrumptious, Tasty, We’re eating good

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros! Why settle for virtual food when you can feast like kings in our virtual world?

Join our server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare and exotic food items, from golden apples to enchanted pork chops. Our chefs are top-notch and will whip up delicious meals that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground food fight club where players can battle it out with pies, cakes, and even rotten flesh. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to indulge in the most outrageous food adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Remember, on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros!

Crafting Chaos: Where even Ukraine’s mobilized soldiers find time to play Minecraft!

Armed Forces, Army, breaking news, Chaos, Conflict, conscription, Crafting, defense forces, Draft, eastern europe, Find, international relations, Military Action, military draft, military service, Minecraft, mobilization bill, mobilized, national defense, Play, political tension, soldiers, Time, total mobilization, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian government, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	New Chunks Explored:	478695
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2284
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

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Blocky Blue Balls: Where Creepers Explode and Players Impload

Balls, blocky, Blue, coping mechanisms, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, Desperation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, explode, Frustration, Impload, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, mental anguish, mental breakdown, mental health, Players, relationship, seeking help, self harm, sex, sexual frustration, suicidal thoughts, WOMAN

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

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Granny’s Naughty Minecraft Adventures

Adventures, coworker, forbidden desires, forbidden love, friends mom, Grannys, Hookups, Infidelity, lustful experiences, mature lovers, mature women, Minecraft, Naughty, naughty encounters, Old sluts, Older Women, promiscuity, scandalous affairs, secret affairs, seduction, sexual adventures, sexual encounters, Stories, taboo relationships

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

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