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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1905 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 109 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 8330 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.